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Making the Video: R. Kelly: Satisfy You (1999)
uh oh
In the light of Surviving R. Kelly, this didn't age well.
Go watch the documentary instead.
Boys vs. Girls (2019)
What the heck happened to the poster?
The film itself is a mediocre "camp" rehash, but can we talk about the trainwreck that is the poster. Somebody photoshopped this thing so hard that half of the actors look like they are made out of yellow wax. There is no uniformity in the lighting between people supposedly in the same scene, and the obviousness of the cut and paste work is jarring to say the least. I am shook
Greatland (2020)
This movie is as confused about its message as you, the viewer, are.
Visually this film is loads of fun, and this film's concept could have been interesting. However it fails to explain or bring any measurable resolution to what it is trying to say. The movie feels artsy and teeters on the verge of self-awareness, but never really makes it over that hill, instead ending up confusing and unsatisfying.
The actors play their parts admirably, and the set designs and props, while showing their budget, are well selected and represented. It is a shame that the film they are contributing to doesn't give the crew and cast a chance to shine.
In Reality (2018)
Current Year Argument
It's 2019 and we're still using the term "friend-zoned"? No stars.