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Tre solar (2004)
Bad hair day?
Sorry about my crappy English. It isn't easy to write this comment without laughing...
And the award for worse wig ever goes to... The entire cast of "Tre Solar"!
I don't think I've ever laughed this much to a Swedish movie before and I doubt that I ever will. This is so bad that... that... I can't find the words to describe how awful this really is. Throughout the entire film I excpected Terry Gilliam & C/o to show up, banging coconuts together, pretending to ride imaginary horses.
Finally, I beg to the producers to NEVER ever show this film outside Swedish boarders. We can't let anybody think Swedish cinema stinks this much. Because if you do, nobody is gonna give us foreign money so we can film the books about Arn.
Nattbuss 807 (1997)
Glue a camera on a monkey and set it free...
Well, it´s just about as painful to watch "Nattbuss 807" as (I would think) to have your heart carved out with a spoon. The pre-dogma camera movements just look like you have glued the camera on a monkey. But that is the best part of the entire movie!
The sound is so awfull you might believe that the soundteam must have been kidding when they said that their work was finished on the movie.
The acting? Well, lets say I would rather see that monkey with that camera glued to his head...
I´m swedish (so if my spelling sucks, blame the swedish schools and not me, okey?) and is often proud of swedish cinema. But this kind of crap makes me ashamed! But if you wanna make your own movies: go see this! Because it will give you strenght enough to try yourself! Because how hard you try, you can´t do worse than this! But on the downside: There is a chance you will never ever wanna see a film again...