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Westworld: Que Será, Será (2022) Season 4, Episode 8

Atrocious

[2/10 · 16 August 2022]

This episode had like 47 seconds of material that was actually watchable.

Let me sum it up for you so you won't have to waste almost an hour of your life: Characters die but no they don't really die lol.

Sad chelo is playing, people are talking talking talking and talking.

Random pointless acts of violence are happening.

Pathetic shootouts straight from 90s cheap action movies occur.

Chelo is getting sadder, people keep talking talking talking talking talking talking talking talking talking.

The evil mastermind does a 180 out of nowhere and is a good guy now lol.

Sad chelo is deafening now. Everybody just keeps talking and talking and being sad.

Something something last test, we're gonna do another one of these in a couple of years and then really be done with it for good.

Sad chelo, the end.

This was supposed to be kinda western/sci fi/thriller for adults but in reality it was a braindead soap opera for children made on like a $50 million budget lol.

Stranger Things: Chapter Seven: The Massacre at Hawkins Lab (2022) Season 4, Episode 7

Knocking off 1 star for every flick of that f lighter

[3/10 · 30 May 2022]

Endless hours of talking talking talking talking talking talking talking and talking.

Every scene is purposely slowed to the point it feels like torture. Why the need to drag it so much? It's bizarre.

First episdoe was pretty good, it kinda had that dark adult horror movie vibe. But then in ep2 everything went downhill.

Each episode could easily be 40-50 minutes shorter and it would've actually made this season better.

Dexter: New Blood (2021–2022)

Comically bad and horrifyingly stupid

[2/10 · 22 November 2021]

"There was a rock here...removed after the attack". Had to give up after episode 3. As someone said here, this show looks like a cheap dexter parody, like some awkward Hallmark comedy. They put absolutely no effort into writing this and it's a shame.

Midnight Mass (2021)

1 hour episodes that are 80% unbearable pompous dialogues and 20% something actually happening.

[2/10 · 16 October 2021]

This guy did 1 good actually scary show and then he just started pumping out weak dumb trash. The takeaway from this Midnight Mess is that from now on, anything with that flanagan guy's name on it should be a hard pass.

Fear Street: Part Three - 1666 (2021)

Utterly pathetic painfully boring laughable mess

[1/10 · 16 July 2021]

This one was even worse than the first one. Like, abysmal.

Absurdly stupid, amateurish lazy writing.

I legit think they couldve stuffed this "origin story" into a 5 minute flashback scene and put it into FS:1978. Carry over the ending from 666 to 1978. Get rid of a lil bit of walking and talking so it gets back down to 2 hours. I promise you the viewers wouldve only gained from it. Part 2 was actually pretty decent - it was a slasher with classic slasher elements. It seems 1666 was done purely to get more streaming money and they simply didn't care about the quality of the movie.

Censor (2021)

Weak script

[5/10 · 1 July 2021]

I liked that sorta Cronenberg-like atmosphere they created. Also as somebody mentioned here, the film definitely felt like giallo in some places, that weird feeling like you're watching from behind a wet window glass?

Good lead actress.

But the screenplay was bad, especially the ending.

Bosch: Por Sonia (2021) Season 7, Episode 8

Disappointing season

[5/10 · 27 June 2021]

Definitely felt rushed. At times looked like some b-grade hollywood melodrama, completely unrealistic and stupid. Basically this one didn't have anything going for it besides the characters that we all love obviously. Overall a disappointing ending to an amazing series.

Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)

Rated R movie for seven-year-olds. Bizarre.

[2/10 · 19 March 2021]

I was confused by this mess. Why was it rated R? I can't imagine a person over 16 sitting thru the whole thing? It's ridiculous. The writing is laughably bad. I gave up after another one of those 5 minute slow motion scenes of raindrops falling or feet making a step shot from 69 different angles.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Paddy's Has a Jumper (2019) Season 14, Episode 8

Feels like the old Sunny

[10/10 · 15 November 2019]

This episode is amazing, probably the best so far in this season. "Id pobably take my business elsewhere". lol I love those guys.

Barry: ronny/lily (2019) Season 2, Episode 5

Dark humor genius masterpiece

[10/10 · 29 April 2019]

I love Bill Hader. This was an incredible episode. Too bad it gets completely overshadowed by massive Got episode so the chances of more ppl catching this gem even more slim. But Ronny/lily was more emotionally charged and engaging than The long night. Unexpected gem indeed.

Bosch: Creep Signed His Kill (2019) Season 5, Episode 10

Perfect Bosch season

[10/10 · 22 April 2019]

I'm gonna rank this season #2 just below the first one. Titus Welliver is still awesome as det Harry Bosch. I love how they start introducing the main arc for the next season in the ending of current season(and even earlier - a tiny scene dedicated to it was inserted in the episode 1). All around this is a perfect Bosch season. I binged it in like 2 days. The next one has a lot of potential, serial killer investigations are always fascinating and captivating so if the writers don't mess up we're in for a wild ride next year!

Killing Eve (2018–2022)

Probably the dumbest most idiotic and ridiculous change of course i've seens in a TV show

[4/10 · 14 April 2019]

I mean wow. Just wow. As someone mentioned here already - it looked like two completely different writing teams worked on episodes 1-4 and 5-8.

(Writer #1): aight so she wants to avenge her partner's murder, she wants to kill the psycho! (Writer #2): nah man let's make 'em bang each other. I want eve to love the girl! (Head writer, absently staring at his cellphone): uh-huh good send it in. (Writes #1 & #2): wait which one? (Head writer, angrily): either. Both? I don't give a s...t!

Pretty sure something like that went down in the wtiter's room. The show as a whole is ludicrously bad, but i loved the killer girl. She's awesome. I think we will be seeing more of her in big movies/tv shows. Let's just hope she gets better at reading scripts that they give her :-)

The Walking Dead: Honor (2018) Season 8, Episode 9

I swear to god every time i watch a season 8 episode it feels like they are trying on purpose to make the worst episode of television ever.

[1/10 · 1 March 2018]

I fast forwarded 85% of the episode and still got bored as ****. Holy **** the dialogue is as useless as a d*** on your forehead. It's like they found the most ridiculously talentless screenwriter in the history of ***ing screenwriting, locked him in a room and forced to write 24/7 till he gets the most idiotic, pointless, pacing-killing, mind-numbing, vomit-inducing set of irrelevant r****d lines ever written for a tv/movie. First they hover over the dead boy for like 20 minutes and then they drag his ***ing corpse around for 40 g*****n minutes for the love of god stop. AMC, just stop. If this was some kind of experiment you most definitely succeeded. You managed to turn a 7-8 out of 10 show into an unbearable reeking pile of **** that feels like Uwe Boll shot a 2.5 hour action movie on a 100 dolla budget. I can see the pain in those actos' eyes. You can clearly see on their faces that they are dying inside every time they are forced into acting out another one of those pathetic ****ing scenes that can turn a sane man braindead. But i guess a paycheck is a paycheck huh?

Preacher (2016–2019)

Painfully boring

[2/10 · 25 September 2017]

I made an effort and sat thru the whole season 1 which was going downhill basically from episode two. Season 2 is on another level of pointless and absurdly boring stupidity. I just can't find any reason to root for any of the characters. Actors walking around with "What the ... am i doing here?" kinda faces. I feel bad for Joseph Gilgun cuz he's funny and cool but I don't think anybody could've saved this dreadful mess. The story of 2nd season sounds intriguing on paper but somehow they managed to Uwe Boll the ... out of it. Episode 5 was the "alright that's it" moment, I'd rather sit on my balls for 24 hours than watch anymore of this show.