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Arranged (2007)
Masterclass in bad everything
This comedy/drama/romance is neither funny, dramatic, nor romantic.
The acting is wooden and amateurish, the cinematography is no better than a home movie, the editing is embarrassing, and the directing is appalling. Did I mention how awful the acting is? It's bad, really bad. It's impossible to feel any affinity for any of the characters and so difficult to care what happens in the film or to the individuals.
The script is constructed entirely of clichéd language and set pieces that make the whole movie feel disjointed and clunky. It alludes to providing insight into the age-old relationship between Jews and Muslims but doesn't expose or inform in any way.
Above all of this, the major failure is the soundtrack which is so irritating that, if you watch this film at all, you should turn the sound off and watch with subtitles.
Three Blind Mice (2008)
Three Blind Mice
This is simply a poor film.
- Cinematography: Annoying and painful as a drunken home made wedding video.
- Writing: Shallow and incoherent with painfully unfunny jokes.
- Directing: Attempted by a poor first time actor who hasn't realised that it takes real talent to be able to direct and a unique talent to direct from in front of the camera.
- Acting: This is just a film of random people reciting lines with the exception of Charles 'Bud' Tingwell and Heather Mitchell.
- Editing: The inept editing makes the film drag on with no sense of purpose or structure which makes for painful and uselessly long scenes.
This film leaves you with the impression that none of those involved in making it actually watched it before its release.
It should have been a twenty minute short if made at all.