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The Amityville Horror (2005)
Horrible attempt at a remake.
How do I hate thee, let me count the ways. This was just horrendous. Not one bit of truth what so ever. George Lutz himself has panned this movie. DO NOT waste your time or money. Luckily I got the ticket free with the Amityville box set. If you want to see the case as it really happened go to www.amityvillehorrortruth.com . Do not follow this poor excuse of a film. Someone apparently told Ryan Reynolds that his talents were beyond two guys a girl and a pizza place. Whew!!!!! How wrong they were. His performance was so over the top I would consider it bad camp at best. Do yourself a favor, and do your wallet a favor. Stay home and sew the buttons that fell off back onto your shirts. I guarantee a better thrill.
Exorcist: The Beginning (2004)
You have to be kidding me?
Words cannot describe the atrosity I just bared witness to. This movie was absolutely horrible. Every single time there seemed to be a little tension building it amounted to nothing but crap. And the good/evil duel between Merrin and the demon at the end had to be the most comical piece of filming in movie history. It looked almost identical to a Neo vs Agent Smith showdown from The Matrix. LoL every time the demon would fly towards Merrin he would counterattack with a prayer or holy water and the demon woman would go flying like 50 feet against the other side of the wall. Oh the humanity. Hopefully the other version will be watchable. This one was definitely the funniest of the year.
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
A brief summary
For anyone who wants a brief but to the point synopsis regarding whether this movie is a hit or a worse clone of the phantom menance:Yoda is my new idol!!! Need I say more??? I will never see him in the same light again!!!