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A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
Dream Worriors my ass.....
what kind of sh*t is this? Power rangers vs Freddy? It was watchable and as good as the first film in the beginning but from the part where the protagonists get super powers in theirs dreams, it started to become childish. This sh*t should have been rated PG or PG-13 rather than R. I expected to see some very mature stuff but it was only for the 1/3 of the film. The rest are for little kids. Plus it's focused too much on Christianity. I know Freddy's a demon but there are many religions that have different ways to fight demons. Why does it always have to be Christianity? This is total Orientalism and filled with white men/westerner's superiority. Don't' watch this, show it to little kids who loves power rangers.
Disaster Movie (2008)
3 out of 10 and I'm being very nice (thank me for being an Indyfan)
I wouldn't say this film is disgusting but it's terribly childish.It's all 5 year old fantasies only kids at that age would find this funny. What's with all the shitty male nudity and bad make ups/special effects? This film is sooooo horrible to describe in words. But I'm being veeeerryy nice to give a 3 instead of 1. 1 point for the effort, 1 for the music (at least the dances and musics were good) and 1 for the cool Indiana Jones shadow (I'm a major indyfan so, but shadow was the only thing cool about it) that's all i've got to say. I'm just shocked at how childish this film is. Annoying laughter,spoofs and male nudity. What can be worse than this?
The Amityville Horror (1979)
faked story
too many things in this film are not true about the real amity ville event that happened to the family. It's not scary at all, there's nothing specially supernatural about the house other than the ghost girl, bloody staircase, and the psychological changing of George.
I first got interested in this film after I saw a documentary about the house. According to the documentary, the priest who got mad in the film dies shortly after he left the house. The family called him when they started to feel sonething spooky about the house. The priest goes in then suddenly leaves in pain. Soon he calls up the family and right before his death, he warns them not to go in to the room he went in. One day the family's son goes into the room screams and the couple sees a teeth wound on his leg. This wound is on George in the film and never explains where he really got it from. In the real event, The sounded son declared the small lion statue came alive and bit him. Surprisingly the little lion had some blood on its teeth. This is really creepy This film is totally fake. Bad ending, no explanation for supernatural within the house. this film is a waste of time, very disappointing
Batman Forever (1995)
Cheasy
this film was soooooo gay. Unlike the dark mood of Gotham city from the previous 2 films, Gotham city feels too light. Tim Burton portrayed Batman as a cool fearless but still heroic person but in Batman Forever, Batman has turned in to a sissy, showing fear and pain when beaten. Stunts were also too simple. Previous 2 films did not have Batman simply go into direct fist fight but had him perform dangerous stunts from high buildings. But there's too much fist fight scenes in this film. It's good that they showed the origin of Robin but the costume design for both Batman and Robin were gay. Why show nipples and penis while it could be much cooler flat looking like the costume from 1989 one. This film is Childish, it really is. The director went beyond the real heroic theme. It wasn't heroic at all, it was childish. I say people should never watch this film, it's a total waste of time or money.
Starship Troopers 3: Marauder (2008)
Not good but not bad either
The film is boring with Jonny Rico being the only character returning from the first film. It's too much military based and unlike the title;Marauder, it barely contains any marauders. No beetle-like bugs, no grasshopper-like bugs, only arachnids and other new bugs that was never in the first film.
Last scene is too childish and unlike the first film, no detailed shot of a arachnid being gunned down is shown. But other than that, it wasn't a horrible film, at least it's much better than 2. The script writer should have taken the story more seriously with more characters and creatures returning.