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The Boondock Saints (1999)
What teenage wrote this?
Was this a 14 year old's middle school theater project? Just plain horrible, and I know Willem Dafoe hasn't had the greatest career ever, but he is a real actor, and I don't know why a real actor would ever waste his time in this straight to video junk.
Had to turn it off at the point when the two fall through to ceiling and shoot up the Russian mob including the fat guy who isn't fat and is wearing a very bad prosthetic(worse than the pregnant girl's from Lost).
I really wish you had to sign up with a credit card or something just to verify ages before you could rate a movie on IMDb, because 12 to 19 year olds should not be allowed to vote on movies. The ridiculous score this movie received and Tae Guk Gi are prime examples of the anonymous rating system gone wrong.
Miyamoto Musashi kanketsuhen: kettô Ganryûjima (1956)
Unrealistic story with unsympathetic characters but still good
I just don't get why in Japanese movies women are just really 2 different characters. They are either A) the incredibly weak woman that would rather die than be without her love when she doesn't even really have a reason to love this guy or B) the conniving backstabbing evil of the world people. Otsu is A, all the other women in this movie are B with Akemi being both A & B. Why the heck does Otsu keep stalking this guy from town to town? Honey, you've been surving pretty well on your own all your life and you're pretty hot for an Asian chick, I'm sure some guy would take pretty good care of you without making you stalk him all over Japan.
The romance is weak, very weak, but this is movie from the 50s we're talking about. Nothing in the first two movies really setup why these women are in love with Musashi, they just are cause he's Musasi who happens to be the main character, we're suppose to love him too and not question what makes these women psycho.
Musashi's motivations are weak too along with Kojiro's. Why travel around and murder people in town after town when good looking women are inviting you to stay and have a good time? What else is there in life, really??? Even despite being annoyed by the bad romance scenes with DRAG on and on, and everyone in feudal Japan being murdering serial killers this movie is still pretty darn entertaining, and the actions are darn good. Its not close up face shots during the action, instead its well layed out camera work that displays Mifume's physical prowess. The guy is quick. The final duel is a thing of beauty, and is copied by every horrible japanimation cartoon on the face of the planet these days. I hate japanimation.