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Hannah Montana (2006)
Disney Channel has to let Hannah go....
From the top of your head, what is the one reason why Disney Channel is sinking to the abyss? Well why doesn't DC stop milking the Hannah Montana franchise?
Hannah Montana has to be a poor excuse for a comedy show, and believe it or not, is the reason why DC makes all these shows targeted for girls right now. Yep, Hannah Montana made our good ol' Disney Channel turn to the dark side. The original idea was that a BOY was living a double life (Rock n' Roland), but Disney had to "girl power"-it up by replacing him with some bad actress named Miley Cyrus. Let me say Disney Channel has today, gone off the deep end with Hannah Montana. Disney Channel even thought they should make a MOVIE off the series. We thought the series was decimated after the movie, but DC made another season. We thought after Miley said goodbye, we thought we were long gone with the series. However, Disney just can't let go of Miley Cyrus and come up with some animation or real sitcoms, so they made another season named an entirely new series called Hannah Montana Forever. This is an obvious sign that Disney Channel stopped caring about animation and the male audience and try to recycle Hannah Montana and make more money. That's what all Disney cares about: Money.
WHAT IS UP WITH HMF? Couldn't Disney Channel just run a poll given to older audiences about to have another Hannah Montana show or something instead of taking us by surprise? It would be nice if we would just forget about the pathetic Hannah Montana, but Disney Channel just LOVES to shove Hannah down our throats. To change DC's ways of HM, I advise you to stop watching stupid HM shows, that's the best way to make Disney Channel realize they need to let Miley Cyrus evolve from her DC shell.
The Suite Life on Deck (2008)
The thing that bugs me? The characters.
Suite Life on Deck is just some show about a recycled idea of a cruise ship setting. The show isn't good, but doesn't stink either. But the characters are how the show hits rough waters.
1. Zack. Let me just say if Zack is supposed to be a brutal moron, how come he spends most of his time being a pathetic chump? 2. Cody is just not a guy. He's a girl wearing a guy suit. 3. London is the most annoying character. 4. Moseby is just a wet blanket. Period. 5. What is the point of Bailey? She's some sort of corn-loving clone of Maddie (Why does Disney replace the lead female?). And why does she live in a made-up city called Kettlecorn? Why not a real city like Topeka? 6. Officer Kirby is a fat guy with a never-ending hole of a stomach (insert Nintendo pun here) 7. What is the purpose of the new character (I forgot his name.)?
So yeah, the characters are either unoriginal or dull. That's what makes this show sink.
Sonny with a Chance (2009)
Sonny With a Chance Rains on Disney's Parade.
Let me say out of everything I watched on Disney Channel, this was the most disappointing thing ever. If Disney Channel already has bad shows like Hannah Montana and Wizards of Waverly Place, why would they put ANOTHER bad show in the mix? Just what we need, another show about a girl who becomes some big thing with its stale jokes. I thought Disney Channel learned their lesson about lame shows like Hannah Montana and Phil of the Future. Apparently not, because Disney Channel has a lot to learn.
The show is about a girl named Sonny, who is played by Demi Levato. SWAC was only an excuse to make Demi her own show. Anyway, Sonny gets picked for a new role in a lame show called So Random, which is So Boring and So Repetitive. Sonny meets the stereotypical cast members there: A preppy female, two idiotic males, and an evil little girl. Reused ideas at its worst.
The shorts IN the show are more terrible than the show itself. Not only do the shorts have stale comedy and plot, but the themes of those shorts are just the most repetitive things I have ever heard of. Every theme song follows this pattern: A short description of the character, the name of the character, and the dumbest catch phrase Disney Channel can come up with.
In conclusion, SWAC is a gigantic bomb. Not only is it bad, but it's the most disappointing and unoriginal thing on the face of the Earth. Disney fan-girls, OPEN YOUR EYES! You think Disney Channel is making all these great shows. Sadly, you're not even watching them. You're just eating a slice of pizza instead.
Wizards of Waverly Place (2007)
WHY Disney, WHY people at IMDb, WHY television.
All you want to say about this show is three letters only.
W-H-Y
Why do all the teens and tweens act like kids? Why are the adults the better actors? Why can't Disney come up with more cartoons instead of next-gen crap? Why is the show more silly than serious? Why do the episodes wander away from the point that three wizards will fight for family supremacy in the future? Why does Alex always be the hero? Why can't Justin or Max be a hero and give the series some originality? Why are all the boys nerdy? Why do the WOWP kids go to a Hogwarts ripoff of wizard school? Why is there no swearing? Why can't the DS WOWP game be better? Why do spells have weird names? Why are the jokes and plots repeated? Why are the people at IMDb praising this show? Why can't Disney check its hate mail and cancel all of its sitcoms? Why are you still reading this? Why are there laugh tracks? Why do fruit cups and preps watch Disney nowadays? Why does Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network want to follow Disney's influences in failure? Why did they replace Shocktober with Wiztober? WHY?