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The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window (2022)
It's a spoof people!
All the reviews saying this is predictable and unrealistic are hilarious. Do they not know it's a spoof?! I guess that's just a testament to how good it actually is! Kristen Bell is fantastic, the gags are subtle, clever and really funny. There's just enough actual mystery to keep you invested. And just how long does it take for a handyman to fix a mailbox?! So funny!
There's Someone Inside Your House (2021)
Classic Teen Slasher
Classic, as in vapid teenagers you're excited to watch die in a myriad of creative ways. Zero character development and it felt like one big music video. Three stars for a slightly original killer.
FYI, the books wasn't great either. The movie tried.
Cinderella (2021)
Stop Throwing the Word WOKE Around
As the world grows and changes and evolves so does art and so do our stories. There is nothing wrong with bringing intelligent and modern ideals into traditional stories. Stop with the woke slander! There is nothing wrong with waking and realizing there is a better way.
Spree (2020)
Truly Terrifying
Fantastic black comedy. Superbly acted by Joe Keery. The reviews on here that complain about hating the characters, the way it's filmed and the social media influencer theme clearly had the whole point of the movie go right over their heads.
I Care a Lot (2020)
Entertaining!
Entertaining and clever with phenomenal acting. Can't ask for much more. Kept me glued wanting to know what was going to happen next. So many people rating it low on here because a fictional movie wasn't realistic enough for them or they're on some moral high horse that the premise was too disturbing for them. Why did they watch it in the first place then? The trailer says what it's about.
When They See Us: Part Two (2019)
History needs to be told
So hard to watch but so well done. All these people want to give this a low review because they included Trump. Trump inserted himself into this story and very loudly and publicly called for these boy's heads. That is history, not some political statement against the President. You can't change history, he is a part of this story, it's not partisan. This miniseries is masterfully done and deserves nothing less than 10 stars for every episode.
Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)
I hope this movie is erased from history!
This movie was awful!!! Ramp Malek's ridiculously huge teeth made it downright comical. This movie isn't about Queen its the most stereotypical and cliched story of a lead singer that gets too big for his britches and goes solo just to have a moment of conscience in time to make the big show. I think it was an episode of Saved by the Bell, and that was done better. Destroys Freddie Mercury's legacy and makes him seem like a spoiled, selfish child and his bandmates all boring prats. Any scene approaching any kind of depth was laughably cheesy. I truly hope there are no more awards wasted on this garbage movie.