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Lone Survivor (2013)
Underwhelming would be a compliment
A bunch of frat boys pretending to be navy seals in this unintelligent and shallow venture. The dialog and background music are annoying to say the least. I guess they used the "based on true story" as a marketing gimmick because if this was supposed to be a deep tribute to the real guys, it was a disastrous failure. The filmmakers should be ashamed of themselves for making this pile of s. Mark Wahlberg is just not an A-list actor anymore, and gives one of his most amateur performances in this one. They tried to make up for everything by inserting long boring scenes of gun battles and such. Keep away even from a free viewing.
Maryland (2015)
Like watching grass grow
I like Diane Kruger, so watched this. It was awful, there is almost no redeeming value here, it is like watching grass grow. There is almost no action, and even the little that there is makes absolutely no sense. The plot and writing seems like it was by some 9 yr old. Complete waste of time.
The Last Airbender (2010)
Gorgeous, Atmospheric, Soulful, Fun.
We are so glad we didn't care about all the negative reviews for this movie. Geez, even with all the criticism, any semi-intelligent sane person would give this at least 3 stars out of 5. This was a fun movie, saw it in 2d, and the people were clapping in the end. That said, it could have been longer, involve more story-telling and character build-up. The screenplay was amazing, and the story-telling was quite superior since so many episodes had to be fit into the mere 90+ minutes. Shyamalan always puts in a good amount of depth in his movies, and so they probably do not appeal to the intellectually-challenged. But don't miss this one, it's far better than iron man and shallow stuff like that. Eagerly awaiting the sequels. These soul-less, tired old' hags of critics should be banned from writing reviews.