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Ad Astra (2019)
Let's be honest
I'm into slow burning films, I'm not looking for typical Hollywood exploisons wooo, I like intelligent stories bought to life that make you think.
However this was just awful, I rarely review a film, and when I do it's normally because they're so great! But this is the 2nd film in my life I've felt the need to tell people how bad it is.
I think I would be the perfect target audience for this film, but honestly I struggled to remain awake. I only finished the film because once I get past 1 hour I HAVE to finish.
The main character was unlikeable and hard to relate to, his face looks like it does in the poster and never changes, it's some pointless rambling that sadly was maybe the highlight of this film.
I'm just wondering how did this get a 6.9?
The Mist (2017)
Great start but couldn't maintain momentum
Of course this is going to be compared to the literature followed by the remake film, which leaves us with high expectations. The first episode started out brilliant and left me wanting more, it was around episode 4-5 that I started to find things dragging on with very little action. There were really fun bits of the movie that didn't make it to season 1, maybe season 2? Though I'm confident we won't see that gracing our screens anytime soon. As a standalone series it's not without it's own ideas, however due to the dragging mid season I can't recommend this, I'm giving it a 6/10 for the Mist Film lovers, however 3-4/10 for normal viewage.
Valhalla Rising (2009)
Worse film I've ever seen
I know what people will say "oh you don't get it" but this film wasn't exactly hard to get, it was trying to be untraditional and "artsy". This film like many others leaves the view open to his or hers own interpretation so you can't not get it.
The story lacked structure, interesting characters.
I normally have a positive outlook on things but this film was so painfully overrated, I can't help but think it was rated high by people worried they'd be accused of conforming to the norm.
Deep thinkers, avoid this film, leave the brain at the door people, also avoid this film.