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Johnny Test (2005)
This show is awesome!!
this show is great for kids, i did watch one of the episodes called "Johnny gets Mooned'' that is my favorite episode, it's really funny how the Moonsies have b***s/butts on their heads, what a great episode!
perspective in this show is all funny, season one was great with the animation, looks realistic. season two, and the rest of the seasons had corny animation effects but still i watch them.
i don't care if this show is a rip-off of fairly odd parents or dexter's laboratory or johnny quest, IT'S NOT!, seriously why is it a rip-off to other people, in MY opinion, it's a masterpiece in it's own right.
i also have some DVD's of this show, i'm glad i have these, they're awesome. Kids, if you are looking for an awesome TV show, THIS IS THE PERFECT SHOW FOR YOU!
"a perfect show for kids'', "*****" - John Bartus.
Nicktoons Unite! (2005)
Best Game EVER! since True Crime: Streets of L.A.
How great is this game it's just everything you could ask for. I got this game on my birthday and started playing it and i passed everything, the whole game. The last level is kinda hard, so dropping one point there and give it 9/10 but overall that everything's great. What a great game ever since it came out, this game is good like True Crime: Streets of L.A. even that game was great. The concept of the game is just brilliant, i like it. How could some other people hate this game, i mean like there's no doubt for this game even Danny Phantom makes this game great with his ghostly wail. And Timmy Turner with his fairies (even though their wands don't work yet until the end of the big wand level). Spongebob with his random paper Doodlebob drawing just blubbering stuff. Jimmy Neutron with his giant head and smartness and his dog Goddard. This game is just great, nothing is wrong with it except the last level which is kinda hard. But still besides that, what a great game!
Child's Play (1988)
Awesome 1988 Classic
i liked this one it's a good way to start a trilogy. a serial killer uses voodoo to transfer his soul into one cute "Good Guys'' Doll and a little kid named Andy Barclay who is a big fan of "Good Guys'' wants to get one doll for his Birthday today and that doll he wanted is actually the same serial killer from earlier in the movie and as things were getting cute later on as Karen Barclay's friend Maggie Peterson is Babysitting little Andy she dies from falling out a window by an unsuspecting killer. later on Karen Barclay returns home to see if her son Andy was okay but she sees cops outside the hotel building and she goes to the apartment room to see if Andy's okay but he is and a Detective is there too investigating the case he wonders who the killer was but he thinks it might be Andy but it's not as Andy keeps saying Chucky his doll "Did it'' but nobody believes it and the next morning as his mom drops him off to school right as she leaves Andy sneaks out of school and heads to a guy's house named "Eddie Caputo'' an ex-partner of Charles Lee Ray who ditched him the night he was killed as Andy leaves Chucky on the chair to take a tinkle Chucky is off the chair unknown where he is at but we see a person inside Eddie's house turning up the stove and as Eddie wakes up from his nap and heads to see where the noise was he heads in the room where the stove's at fires his gun at it and BOOM! goes his house barley only half of it. at the Chicago police department Andy and Chucky are there and the Detective and his Partner are wondering why was the kid near the crime scene and Andy is going to be taken away to the hospital unless the doll answers Andy tries to make him talk but the doll only says his good guy doll line and Andy is taken away for a while. later that night as Karen is throwing away the good guys doll box, batteries were in the box the whole time and Chucky has been talking the whole time with no batteries Karen goes and checks the battery spot on the back of the doll when she opens SURPRISE! NO BATTERIES! and Chucky turns his head backwards to Karen and says "Hi, i'm Chucky wanna play!'' and Karen drops him and falls under the couch she then takes him out from under and forces him to talk she lites up the fireplace for a last result and Chucky comes to life and attacks her and runs and the rest you'll have to see for yourself.
Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night (1987)
Odd Pinocchio Sequel but good
a good Pinocchio sequel although the new characters are quite different but cool i guess i have this one on video the whole movie was pretty good and had some scary moments for example the "Scary Transformation Sequence'' that was really wrong but anyway the whole movie was OK for a sequel and plus this movie has new characters like Lt. Grumblebee, Puppetino, The Emperor of the Night, Scalawag, Igor, Twinkle, and Gee Wilikers. i like the new people it fits good for a sequel. so the movie starts as Pinocchio has been a real boy for one whole year and is celebrating his first human birthday but things go wrong when a carnival comes to town and two bums trade Pinocchio's jewel box for a pharaoh's ruby and the plot darkens when he returns home and his father is upset when he finds out Pinocchio traded something for something fake and grounds him for that and Pinocchio believes he was too untrusted to be his real father and runs away from home and ends up at the carnival looking for a job and he goes sees twinkle's performance of "Do what makes you Happy'' after that's done, Puppetino comes out and lures Pinocchio backstage and tells him what it takes to be a performer he shyly admits it and knows what is really going on after seeing his hand and that's when it starts the scary transformation sequence and Pinocchio starts to dance uncontrollably against his will and Puppetino reattaches strings to him Legs and Feet Pinocchio does try to escape however and he gets pulled back to his will and Pinocchio says "i didn't know that i *click* *click*'' and Puppetino swings him around not to mention scary puppet faces in the background and twinkle's face turning sad and Pinocchio has been completely changed back into a puppet and is now the carnival's "only'' attraction. now that's something you should not see in a cartoon.