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The Will Cain Show (2018)
pretentious
So, is Stephen A. Smith not pretentious enough for you? Is Colin Cowherd not wishy washy enough for you? Then ladies and gentlemen I give you Will Cain, This show is slow and boring, for an hour they talked about tweets.....Their own tweets, what they ate, what they were watching, nothing about sports, that is an example of the informative information you will receive from Will and his staff. Pass on this show unless you need something to put you to sleep.
XX (2017)
four stories in search of an exit
I like to write reviews of movies I really love or really hate and I just finished watching this movie......so....here......we..................go.
the box: I've read other reviews where this was their favorite segment of the anthology and I cannot understand why, the story starts on the subway and a man carrying a red box sets next to a mom and her two kids, the boy ask to look into the box and after a while the man agrees, the boy looks inside the box and has an odd look on his face. The boy now refuses to eat, and soon he tells his sister what was in the box and she begins to also not eat, finally the boy tells his dad what was in the box and again the dad stops eating, soon the three of them starve to death and die and the last scenes is of the mother looking for the man with the red box on the subway....the story was not interesting and bored me to tears and for the live of me I still can't believe this was peoples favorite story. 0/10
the birthday party: This story isn't even horror or good, a mom finds her husband dead so she drags him around weekend at Bernie style until she finally puts him in a panda suit and places him at the table of her daughters birthday, which brings up another interesting question...why does she have a black daughter...and why did she dress her up as a klansman? Anyway, this story has to many questions, why does she want to hide her husbands death? why did she put her husband at the table where her daughter will find him? why did I keep watching this horrible movie, why didn't I use the fast forward button....to many questions. 0/10
the fall: This was the best story and the shortest, it's your standard monster/stalker story. a woman touches some paintings...turns into a monster...and kills her friends. this is the only segment worth watching.
3/10
her only living son: I'm going to save you some time, her son is the anti Christ, it's just another devils son story. it takes you about five minutes to figure out this plot point. 2/10
This stories are not interesting or worth your time, if you want an anthology movie I would suggest tales of Halloween, trick r treat, or the classic tales from the crypt. overall 2-10
Wolves at the Door (2016)
strangers 3?
I'm not sure why everybody is so down on this movie because for what it is it isn't that bad, sure it's short and I totally got a strangers vibe from the movie but I enjoyed it because it gets right to the point and doesn't waste your time with filler.
The movie is based on the Manson Family murders and the death of Sharon Tate and her friends. It doesn't give you the gory details of the murders especially poor Sharon's and her unborn child so don't come looking for over the top gore, but if your looking for a way to waste an hour and twelve minutes give this movie a try, just imagine it as strangers 2.0...or 3 or somewhere in the middle.
Amusement (2008)
bad, really, really bad
I am a giant fan of horror films and I can over look bad acting or plot holes in movies that I truly enjoy...that being said amusement is one of those films that if you think to hard the movie completely falls apart.
the film begins with a couple taking part of a three car convoy but things take a turn for the worst when the three cars stop for gas and one of the couples notices a terrified girl looking out of the big rigs window. Because the road ahead is jammed the three decide to follow the rig thru a deserted back road, the terrified woman holds up a help me sign and then jumps out the window to ram couples car. the rig keeps rolling, the couple and third car stop to help the young girl who just jumped thru the window.
what does the truck driver have to do with the main story. NOTHING what about the young woman who was trapped in the rig? NOTHING
I watched the movie because it was sold to me as a clown horror movie, the clown is only in the film for about ten minutes, and honestly after those scenes you can turn the film off. the film is about a little boy that tortured a little mouse and the three girls who made fun of him. The movie has moments that make you scream because of how stupid the film is, or scream about characters that show up for no reason and die, or just go away. a waste of time, 3/10