karlvuk Reviews

21 Grams (2003)

I tried

[4/10 · 27 November 2021]

So the film starts with Sean and Naomi in bed together and then Sean is in a hospital bed and then he's somewhere else. In the meantime Naomi has a family and a different man. What the hell is going on? I really tried to watch it but kept getting confused by the sudden scene changes to a different timeline. In the end I gave up and stopped watching after about half an hour. How this got highly rated is beyond me.

Behemoth (2011 TV Movie)

I didn't get far!

[2/10 · 5 November 2021]

Terrible acting and effects from the start so I didn't bother wasting another hour or so. That rock fall at the beginning was like something from the original Star Trek series. Very poor. I will find something else to watch instead. Maybe paint drying would be more entertaining!

A Quiet Place Part II (2020)

I got bored quickly

[5/10 · 18 July 2021]

I think I saw the first movie. To be honest it wasn't that memorable so I'm not entirely sure. Anyway, this sequel is just as forgettable as the first. It's predictable and full of obvious clichés. And how strong is the daughter to be able to pull a fully grown man out of the water. She must be superhuman!

Attack of the Unknown (2020)

Easily the worst movie I've seen in ages

[1/10 · 14 January 2021]

I can't fathom why anyone would give this a 10/10. Definitely something dodgy going on there. As for the movie..... bad acting, predictable story, rubbish aliens, no character development. I didn't have any feelings about any of them. Save yourself the valuable time and don't bother with this movie. Watching paint dry would be more entertaining.

Serenity (2005)

I lasted 15 minutes

[1/10 · 16 February 2020]

I thought I was watching a different movie after seeing the ratings. It was the same one though. I had to check what actors were in it to make sure I wasn't mistaken. I couldn't believe it. How can this be almost 8/10? It was truly awful. One of the worst movies I've seen and I only managed 15 minutes into it. I was not going to waste anymore time on it. The acting was terrible and the story was so predictable. Intense and extraordinary? Give me a break!

Maze Runner: The Death Cure (2018)

Boring, clichéd and badly written

[5/10 · 3 September 2018]

This very average film started with cliché after cliché and never improved. I didn't have a connection with any of the characters and couldn't care if they all died. Acting was not convincing. All in all it was a waste of time watching it. I barely made it through to the end. I turned off during another rousing speech by one of the main characters. I forget his name. In fact, I forgot most of their names so it shows what little impact this film had on me. My advice - don't waste your time with this film. You'll feel better for it. Watching paint dry would be more entertaining.