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C.L.E.A.N. (2020)
potential cult horror movie
This is a nice little European horror movie, with a potential to develop a bit of cult following. the whole thing has weird and slightly psychodelic atmosphere. there are plenty of scenes that are shot from unusual angles, or distorted through objects like glass bottles etc. the music is nice and it fits the atmosphere. the acting is mostly over the top, with a couple of ridiculous supporting characters. the movie could use a subtitles though - or not - depending on if you want to take it seriously, or just have some mindless fun with it.
Van Helsing (2004)
OH NO!!
when i was a kid, other children used to tease me because i liked sf, fiction and adventure movies. they thought my favourite movies were naive, silly and childish, instead preferring hard core action and car movies. 15 years later, after watching, one after the other, blockbusting but lousy titles like x men (pt 1 and 2), hulk, or mummy (pt. 1 and 2), now joined by this ridiculous van helsing stuff, i must finally admit that the other kids were right. these movies suck, and they suck big time! van helsing is idiotic special effect roller coaster ride, with characters which would not fit even into a cartoon, worst "mix it all up and swallow" script of all times, and boring over-excessive non stop action and stunts, which made me unsure where is the beginning, and when will finally come the culmination of this embarrassment of a film.