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Snowpiercer (2013)
Lame movie, waste of time (and maybe money)
This is in my not top 10, worst movies I've ever seen. I don't even want to write a review about this, but it is my duty to protect my people :P.
Everything about this movie is awful, the acting, the story, the plot turns, don't get me started on the horrible design. The only reason I saw this is because a lot of people saw magic in this (maybe they were into that odd lame drug (?)). There's nothing magical, this is not art, this has nothing to do with humanity. Someone even compared this with how god works. Religion beliefs aside, where the f*ck do you get that from?
As many other overrated movies (Tree of life, Super 8, Donnie Darko...), this is a waste of time. Can't think of one, not good, but at least decent thing about this movie.
Scream 4 (2011)
Don't even think about wasting your time with this.
Wow! It was about an hour since the movie started and I was thinking, 'this it pretty good, keeps the tension about what's gonna happen'. About thirty minutes later I was like 'wow, this is some stupid movie'.
It's surprising how they can ruin a movie with it's ending, you will feel like someone stole 110 minutes from your life and you want them back.
If you haven't watched this yet I STRONGLY advice you not to unless you wanna see some lame story for almost 2 hours.
What a disappointment I have, I better go to sleep and not think about this anymore!
I don't know how they can rate this as a good movie.
La horde (2009)
One of the worst movies I ever saw
CONTAINS SPOILERS I can't even begin to think the worst thing about this movie. It could be the horrible acting, the storyline or the ending.
In this horrible "horror film" we see some mafia related scenes. You may wonder why is this relevant in the story? It's not. It's just another horrible detail about this movie.
There are two things worth mentioning: the fact that many of the characters give their life in order to kill some zombies totally in vain and the fact that the people in this movie was more worried about kicking zombies and fighting with their bare hands than shooting at the zombie's heads (come on we all know it, you don't shoot the zombie's chest).
As a final mention I was forgetting I must add that there's not even a word said about how the zombie infection began, in fact a man is shot and he turns into zombie out of nothing.