fep_3000 Reviews

Mind Ripper (1995)

Low Budget Fake 2 hour waste of time Piece of crap

[1/10 · 31 January 2004]

SPOILER!!!! Mind Ripper hmmmm.... I had just watched the nightmare on elm street movies and had just found out about Giovanni Ribisi. I thought Giovanni Ribisi hadnt done any horrors so I checked into it. I saw "the outpost" (mind ripper) I checked on my Tivo for it. There was an air date on Sci Fi. So I was set. I got my pop corn ready came in and set on the couch and what the hell is this? A freakin bold guy in blue sweat pants running around yelling! Nothing is scary about this movie at all! If anything its funny! Funny how low the budget is, funny how predictable it is, funny how bad the acting is and funny how much money it DIDNT make. Ok giovanni ribisi is a good actor but this movie is dumb. It is so stupid. They killed him at the end and then they go on this plane and the "monster" is on it. They shoot him in the head with a shotgun and it falls a long way to the ground. And

-GASP- The killer ending, Its Still Alive! WOOHHH! Scary! woooohhhh! Sucky fat sack of crap waste of 2 hours.

Bottom Line: You have somewhere to go and you need to kill some time. Mind ripper isnt the suggestion. I'd rather sit out naked in the snow than watch this movie a second time.

OVERALL GRADE: F- - - - - - - - - - (ENTERNAL)

ILL-ustrated (2003– )

funny

[27 December 2003]

this show is so freakin hilarious.If u havent seen it watch it its on saturdays 12:00am and its on Vh1!it makes fun of stupid celebrities and has a whole lot of dumb things.It makes fun of rappers,movie actors and many more people in fame.Watch It!!!!

Invader ZIM (2001– )

Great Show

[24 December 2003]

This show is awesome. It beats Rugrats, Wild Thornberrys, Hey arnold, and all the others that suck. This is truly the best besides Ren and Stimpy, spongebob squarepants, and Fairly OddParents. They should really release this on DVD. I love this show. Too bad its not on.



Invader ZIM

Rock on

Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

More of a comedy than a horror

[10/10 · 24 December 2003]

I saw this movie with my friend and we couldnt stop laughing! i mean there was nothing scary about this movie! It was funny all the lines Freddy said were hilarious! I think they shoudln't have even made a new nightmare and just gone to Freddy Vs. jason. Although some parts were gross (like the head blowing up). and any elm street film from 1- 5 sucked. this was the best besides Number 1. I wouldnt recomend this movie if you want a good horror. But if you have nothing else to do rent this and you'll laugh alot.I want to see the texas chainsaw massacre I think it would be scary. Freddy's Dead The Final Nightmare overall grade: B-

Ren & Stimpy 'Adult Party Cartoon' (2003)

Nothing like the classics

[27 November 2003]

The hard to please Critic

I was sitting down on June 26th getting ready for SpikeTv's new animation line up. With New Ren and Stimpy, Gary the rat, stripperella and Ren and stimpy classics I was set.

When ren and stimpy came on I was sitting there with my mouth open with shock. There having anal sex. Then there in a spit jar at a bar eating snot,vomit and all the other stuff. I was trying to laugh but couldn't. The Second Episode

Well i thought this one is about ren and ren only. Ren goes to a horse therapist becuase he did something to Stimpy. Ren's childhood comes to life. At the end he kills a horse. It still didn't appeal to me.

3rd episode

Hmm a new installment of firedogs. There were moments i laughed. There were moments i felt like puking. It was ok.

Firedogs Part 2 its ok but as nothing to do with The firedogs.

So like 4 episodes and nothing???

Overall Grade: D+

Landspeed: CKY (1999 Video)

This was an ok movie but not great

[27 November 2003]

Well Landspeed:CKY was not that great of a movie although i think bam margera is one of the cooliest people in the world.They needed to have more funny things and not so much skateboarding.I would give this movie a C.

The Matrix Revolutions (2003)

Reloaded was good Revolutions i don't know

[27 November 2003]

The hard to please Critic

"The matrix Revolutions"

Well first off let me say that I liked Reloaded. But this one was ok. Alot of people die. The question that boggles my mind is how long did they take to make this? And will there be another one in the near or distant future? I thought the machine wars and all the fighting was cool but Neo dies. Or is he really dead? if you hated reloaded then you will hate this one even more. Overall Grade: C

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

Don't waste your time

[27 November 2003]

The hard to please critic

"texas chainsaw massacre 2" Spoiler alert!!! Ok in the beggining these 2 guys are in a car shooting state signs. Then they play chicken or some idiotic game with someone unknown in the car. Then later that night the car drives close and starts ramming them. They keep going the same way (god knows why) and leatherface chops the side of the car off. Then chops half the head of the driver.(which looks like ketchup squirting out of his head). Then its all downhill from there. Leatherface likes this girl and instead of killing her he rubs his chainsaw on her. Then leatherface goes to his house and the girl follows him! She gets trapped then "lefty" the sherrif goes and looks like a retard chainsawing down boards and other junk. At the end the father of leather face throws a grenade and it shows The radio station girl at the top of this mountain moving her chainsaw around yelling. My advice is don't waste your money on this no plotted movie. It shouldn't be called "the texas chainsaw massacre 2" because no one died. The only scary part is the work of the actors and this film alone. Overall grade: F

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)

I don't see how Freddy gets revenge

[1/10 · 27 November 2003]

The hard to please critic

" A nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge"

Well first of let me say this movie sucked alot. The beginning shows a school bus going to no where and then all of a sudden its in the desert and you hear freddy laughing. Then the main character wakes up and relizes its a dream. Then he keeps dreaming. Nothing happens except freddy laughs. Then more into the movie he kills a phys ed teacher. But wait I thought he only killed KIDS in their DREAMS! But he killed an ADULT in the REAL WORLD! Then all the kids are at this party and Freddy comes and none of them are dreaming. Then the most idiotic ending. The main character becomes FREDDY! Then the whole bus scene is shown. I didn't think this had anything or made any sense with the original plot. This moive sucked a major load of balls.

Overall Grade: F

School of Rock (2003)

The Hard to please critic

[10/10 · 26 November 2003]

Well in this film a struggling rock artist played by Jack Black gets kicked out of his band because the battle of the bands is coming soon and they dont want him to screw it all up. So hes trying to find a job to pay the rent when the phone rings. Its a school looking for Ned Schneebley(Mike White) Jack's best friend roomate. Jack acts like hes ned and goes to teach. He finds out that all the students have musical talents. So he brings in instruments. All the kids play. So he says they all have to practice for a huge project coming up. Of course the project is the battle of the bands. Well I did see this film twice in theatres so overall it was pretty good. Overall grade: A-