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The Seed (2021)
Gross body horror
It was an interesting concept, but the execution was a miss for me. It kind of seems like someone made their weird Tumblr fetishes into a movie.
I do tend to like a fair bit of schlocky horror movies, and I also tend to scare easily, but there just isn't much here. I was mostly just bored and put off by the horny body horror. This is supposedly a comedy, but I would say that's false advertisement, as the comedy is lacking outside of a few throwaway jokes. The effects were nice, though. Note that there's some body horror sex scenes, so this is definitely not a movie one would want to watch with ones family.
I'm Thinking of Ending Things (2020)
I get it. I don't like it but I get it
I had never heard of this book and was expecting a slow paced, slice of life indie film about a suicidal girl. It did seem to be about that for about an hour, maybe 90 minutes. Some weird things happened but I chalked it up to depression brain fog. Then it suddenly got really weird and didn't make sense at all for about 30 minutes. Then I got it in the last 10 minutes or so. That's the best I can say without giving spoilers. The reason I did not enjoy this was not because I didn't understand. If you like movies that feel like a bad dream then you might like it. Kind of reminded me of It Follows. But more pretentious.
I do enjoy the Charlie Kaufman films Being John Malkovich and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. But this one was a dud for me.
Unpregnant (2020)
pro life please go
I noticed this film getting brigraded by pro-life/anti-abortion people. I almost never leave reviews but I just had to say that anyone who thinks a victim of sexual assault (and yes, the situation as described IS ASSAULT) should toss an Ivy League acceptance letter aside to birth a child is a sociopath.
As for the movie, it was a unique take on the girls road trip genre. A bit cheesy at times but still modern and refreshing. Worth a watch.
Almost Family (2019)
Watch Sisters on Netflix instead
This show is pretty crappy compared to the original