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White Reindeer (2013)
please don't torture yourself, find another movie
Awful, awful ...AWFUL! OMG how long is this movie because it seemed like it was 6 hours long. Started it in daylight it finished in darkness. The main actress looks familiar, I coulda swore I've seen her something. I literally spent the entire movie thinking about where I know her from because that thought was more interesting than anything happening in this "movie". I don't understand what half of these comments are going on about. This film is pure garbage, there are no hidden jewels found here. None, don't listen to any of the other reviews, they smokin the crack...I can't get that 10 hours of my life back but I can stop you from losing yours. This movie made no sense, they swore they were being clever with limited dialogue, they swore they were doing some artsy fartsy you'll have a grand epiphany at the end but omg when the movie just cuts off, find someone to slap. They answered nothing in this film, but to be fair they asked nothing! Her husband gets his brains beat of him and he's left for dead , apparently no reason why, and no one seems to care. She becomes depressed, we all just stare at her for hours while she's staring at nothing for hours. We watch her shop online, make purchases and eat a lot of candy canes and drinks tons of eggnog. We get some excitement with an occasional vomit scene. Usually after she's consumed too much alcohol or drugs which she has been getting loaded since dude died. For some reason, she seems to forget all the alcohol and drugs she's been consuming and thinks her frequent trips to the toilet means she might be pregnant.We never know the answer to that pregnancy test because the movie cuts off but I'm sure the puking is all the hard liquor and cocaine. Listen don't bother with this. I can't even finish my review because I'm so bored.Also, with the cover showing cocaines lines I was expecting more drugs and her getting strung out but she takes like a couple hits, I don't even know how the cover and the name lead you to believe its all about coke but there is not much going on. Even her drug fueled night of fun bored me half to death, such a waste of good coke. Lol j/k
The Boy Next Door (2015)
Indulge yourself
Its a J.LO flick so let's not expect any Oscar nods not that she did a bad job , but you know she managed to get her booty in several shots and has perfected the art of talking and doing things while backwards.lol. Seriously it was a cool chick flick, I enjoyed it. Like a guilty pleasure kinda flick.A really good lifetime movie you know what I mean? If your hosting a movie night with your girls throw this on. Can it be a date night flick, scenes are kinda steamy and both are them a pretty hot so I'll say yes, most defitnitly. It can also be a conversation maker on the subject matter. It is not a family night movie , unless its all adults but it might uncomfortable with teens and let's face it might put ideas in these kids heads.
Get Hard (2015)
Disappointed.
I love both Hart and Ferrell and I had such high hopes for this film. The missed opportunites here were endless. There was so much gold right under their noses and this is the BS they ended up with. The only funny parts were the ones in the trailer and the extended version of those parts were not funny. I maybe laughed 2 times out loud, a snicker here or there which is unusual because I'm easy to please , I laugh at everything sometimes for no reason, this was the very first time I've watched a will Ferrell movie and stood quiet the whole time. Hart could of been a whole lot better. I did however tear up at the ending which is why I gave it 4 stars, I didn't want his daughter to get murdered! ( one of the funniest parts in the movie)
Eat (2014)
Intense watch
WOW! This movie was just something else. Its a very well put together flick. You saw both the main characters spiral into lunacy. I got the feeling at end that her "friend" was the cause of all the problems she was having, like she said everyone in her life was using her. Her friend controlled her life and its kinda like what's that saying, a dog will bit his leg off to get free of his chains. ( that's the way I remember it lmao!) So that's what I am taking from this movie. Now the ending, I have different ideas on that but movies rarely have such good endings that I won't blow it up. This movie was very different than any that I've seen with this level of gore. The story and acting was well done . Its not many movies that make me turn my head to avoid the scene but the visuals are just a tad too brutal(I can't believe I said that!) It gets really disgusting at parts, I am not gonna lie to you but its, how can I put this, not tacky gore. Its just part of story, can you get my meaning? It really was a good flick, it was just a random viewing which I thought would be super stupid based on the summary but it worked. Give it a watch based on the summary itself, how many times do u get see self cannibalism?
Let Us Prey (2014)
It had me till the end
It was a pretty good flick but the ending left much to be desired. I didn't get the ending. I don't understand exactly what he was asking , why she agreed and am confused with the last words she says. I thought the stranger was Jean Reno , lol! It's not its stannis's man from GOT. The movie was alright, it was different. I dunno about all this assault on precinct 13 as it was a supernatural kinda flick , but I don't remember assault on precinct 13 so , so there is that. I which more of an explanation was given. I was fine that they were playing around with the strangers identity , but what was meant at the ending who was the rookie cop suppose to be . Is this 10 sentences yet?
Donnie Darko (2001)
Excellent Film.
I saw this movie when it came it out. I hated it and thought it was awful.I did not watch since. The other day, I had nothing to do and it was on, so I watched it. This time I really watched it and I was wondering what the hell was I thinking before that I thought it was awful! This was a pretty far out trippy movie. I'm thinking I must not of understood it the first time I saw it. I'm assuming it was pretty original at the time, it came out before (I think) the butterfly effect and the jacket (2 other good flicks, similar story lines your welcome, enjoy) Once you put all the pieces together and understand it's a great piece of work. You can pretty much grasp the meaning at the end. Jake did an excellent job, wow.he was so young here. I was disappointed by Barrymore , she wasn't very good in it but you hardly see much of her so, not a big deal. I was surprised it was produced by her Flower Films co,I didn't know that. If you watch it and don't understand or don't like it, watch it again, you might change your mind. Especially if movies like The butterfly effect or the Jacket are your kinda thing
Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010)
You are gonna laugh so hard you gonna pee your pants!
I found this cruising netflix, I kept ignoring it. One day I didn't have a damn thing to watch, I blazed up (hehe) and I hit play. Dude, this was some funny funny freaking chit! OMG! It was 3 in the am and I was laughing so hard, like a hyena in heat! I swear these guys were so damn stupid, the college kids were freaking killing me! This is a must see for comedy lover for real. It was totally original , great idea, great story-line. Some of the Best worst acting I have seen, you'll understand! I never knew Tyler Labine b4 this, but that is my dude now man! After this, I saw cottage country which is another one of his flicks, equally hilarious but I'll write a review in a few. If your on Netflix and you keep skipping this like I did, trust me, grab a friend, hit play you won't be disappointed!
Hi Officer! Its been a douzy of a day!
Blue Jasmine (2013)
Excellent Film.
This is such a sad and depressing film. It's labeled as comedy but I really couldn't find too much to laugh at here. It's a great movie, don't want to mislead anyone. Blancett deserved that Oscar because her performance was just off the charts, the rest of the cast was great as well. It was so sad because she reminds me of the little old ladies, dressed up, with all their jewelery sitting on a park bench , mumbling to themselves about the good ole days.Which is where the movie's end leads me to believe what's become of Jasmine. Which also leads me to believe this is what the movie is about. This is really all I want to say , why is IMDb forcing me to write more?
Red State (2011)
What was he smoking?
(not really spoiler rich but I don't wanna be blacklisted, lmao)This movie has some of the worse acting I've seen portrayed by these not so great/but not too bad actors. I was quite shocked to see how much John Goodman aged.I was also shocked to see how bad his acting became since the last I've seen him, wow, he was horrible! When the movie first began it seemed like a teen scream flick but then it totally warped into something I can't even really ...understand.I'm not going to front, that first scene in church had me going, but as soon as it's over the movie flat lined, BIG TIME. Smith had something there, but he totally missed the shot. The movie was unfinished.There was so much possibility, it felt like Smiths idea for the movie only spanned that first scene in the church,because after that the whole story line disintegrated. The ending, was so horrible I can't even express my disappointment with words. I had a friend re-watch it because I felt I missed an explanation about what happened towards the ends of the standoff. Then the explanation I received p'd me off. That was by far the most stupidest ending EVER. What kills me is there are like 5 cops in a full scale "terrorist" shootout, no other backup.They're shooting just anybody,people are just running and getting shot for like 40 mins? The only actors in this flick that did an OK job was the Preacher and the kid from Haunting in CT. (Michel Parks and Kyle Gallner) Everyone else, man I don't want to see any of them again, yes even your fine azz Kevin Alejandro, didn't you learn something from "True Blood" other than how to SUCK! hahaha I'm so clever aren't I? Now Kevin Smith, stick to slacker flicks, please this is just not your arena. Dogma was the chit, but Red State was not even 5.99 DVD bargain bin worthy. Don't waste your time or mine!