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2/10
A complete mess...
13 December 2008
Rarely have I seen a big-budget movie that was as bland, predictable and shoddily put together as 'The Day the Earth Stood Still'. I have not seen the black-and-white original from the 50s, but in comparison to this remake it must be an utter thrill-ride.

Almost every actor manages to embarrass him- or herself in this mess of a movie. Keanu Reeves is as wooden as Gort, the faceless robot at his side - but at least his character is supposed to be an emotionless alien - the rest of the cast has no such excuse. Jennifer Connelly, talented and beautiful as she is, is stuck in the same absent-minded, weepy-eyed rut she has been in for most of her recent performances. She is supposed to be the main active character of the story but ends up as a seemingly passive spectator. Bates is so robotic in the delivery of her lines you almost suspect her to be revealed as an android in the movie.

The plot is riddled with holes big enough to fly a spaceship through them, the dialog is trivial, as are the emotions of the lead characters. All suspension of disbelief aside - I doubt a supremely advanced alien being will be convinced to overturn an important intergalactic plan thousands of years in the making after having a cup of tea with a nice old biologist (a miscast John Cleese) and witnessing a few tears from a mother and child.

The direction borders on the incompetent, the sets are drab, grey and uninspiring and overall the movie has a sense of miniature scale when in fact it is advertised as a bombastic science fiction drama.

Finally, the special effects are among the worst I have seen in a big-budget production to date. Utterly lifeless, regurgitated and decidedly non-frightening.

Save your money and seek out some well-produced and more thought-provoking science fiction material instead of risking to be dumbed down by this tripe.

A major disappointment.
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300 (2006)
1/10
Fascist, stupid, BORING
5 April 2007
Rarely have I been let down so much by a movie I was really looking forward to. I won't go into the details, since other review here have pointed out all the many, many faults of this film form the bad acting to the 'first it's cool, then it's numbing' visuals to the nonexistent plot. But what really shocks me about the reception of this movie is that a so overtly racist, supremacist, ignorant and homophobic movie can receive such praise form critics, of all people?!?!

This movie marries Leni Riefenstahl visuals with Mortal Kombat violence and NS philosophy to a point where I seriously have to doubt the motives of Zak Snyder and the producers who made this movie. There are moments in that could be taken LITERALLY from any racist diatribe and reek of NS symbolism.

If you want to fall for the hype like I did, go watch it and judge it for yourself, but I can guarantee you that unless you dig 3rd Reich propaganda movies, you will be appalled.
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1/10
How to ruin a trilogy.
25 May 2006
Warning: Spoilers
  • MASSIVE SPOILERS AHEAD -


Last night I went to watch the German premiere of what I hoped would be the triumphant finale in the X-Men trilogy. I had purposefully ignored all early reviews and news about the film, I didn't even know that Bryan Singer had left the project - believe me, after ten minutes of the movie, I knew he had.

I won't bother to go into the story here, as in fact, there are almost five or six story lines from the comics collapsed into this movie, none of them working at all. It almost seems as if three different movies had been made and then just cut together. Jean Grey as Phoenix is so badly developed that it amounts to an insult to any fan of the comic book. During the final battle she just stands around in the background for -literally- twenty minutes until she decides to annihilate San Francisco, obviously for the sole purpose of creating a "cool" FX sequence. To see just how much the production team obviously disrespects the intelligence of the audience, watch how day turns to night from one shot to another after Magneto moves the Golden Gate Bridge to Alcatraz. My jaw dropped at witnessing such a massive continuity error.

Brett Ratner obviously has no love or respect whatsoever for the comics or even the previous films, as is displayed by the following creative disasters that riddle this movie:

  • Nightcrawler, who was a visually entrancing and emotionally interesting character in the last installment has mysteriously disappeared from the X-Men...


  • Rattner introduces new Mutants left right and center without developing their character or even their motivation one bit - something Singer paid great attention to. The best example is the prison breakout, where Magneto frees Multiple Man and the Juggernaut, both of whom agree to join his cause without even knowing who he is or what his cause is.


  • The costume design of the Juggernaut is indescribably ridiculous and makes every scene featuring him unintentionally funny. Think Hercules meets the Flintstones.


  • Gone is the subtle, inventive dialog from parts 1 and 2. It is replaced by clichéd phrases that are delivered by a visibly unmotivated cast, Hugh Jackman being the best example, a mere shadow of himself. For every funny one-liner in this movie, there are at least ten that will make you wince.


  • Cyclops is killed off like a character from a bad soap opera in the first ten minutes of the movie. It is inexcusable to remove such a vital character in such a disrespectful manner and I feel sorry for James Marsden for having to go out on a whimper like he did.


The list goes on and on.

This movie is the sudden demise of what Brian Singer turned into one of the great franchises and I can only imagine how he must feel at seeing what the producers are willing to do for a quick buck.

Anybody who liked the first two movies, likes the comic book, or has any respect for decent film-making - I ask you to save your ten bucks and not hand it to the makers of what is a failure of character and creativity in every respect.

Thanks for reading.
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Best Episode of all!
27 February 2004
Warning: Spoilers
POSSIBLE SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

I first saw the Star Wars movie when I was about 12 and by the age of about 16 I was a huge fan of the whole series. I absolutely loved Episode I and had really high hopes fro Episode II. It turned out to be the best of the lot, I loved every minute. From the fantastic chase through Coruscant City right to the CLASSIC and brilliant lightsabre duel with Yoda showing off his moves. Unlike most viewers, I also thoroughly enjoyed the romance between Amidala and Anakin and was especially amazed at how John Williams managed to come up with such great themes once again.

However, when I talk to friends about the movie and especially reading these reviews I think there`s something that most people and especially fans of Star Wars have forgotten: These movies are meant for kids!!! It`s been nearly twenty years since the first flicks were released and most people get introduced to Star Wars when they`re young. So, when you go to watch this movie now, older and wiser, please don`t expect to see a highly intellectual, character-driven and deeply emotional epic drama with great dialogue. Look back at the old movies...they had bad acting, worse dialogue and were corny to the max...just like the new one`s are. So here`s my advice for watching this movie: Sit down, relax, try to connect with the kid that first saw Star Wars and just enjoy these adventures, as they were meant to be enjoyed.

Episode II has lots of flaws, but that`s just another thing it has in common with the first movies. I`m absolutely sure, that if we let I and II sit for another twenty years and get our kids to watch the whole saga, they won`t for a moment set any movie apart from the others. They fit together perfectly and all live by the same qualities.

Episode II is a classic, and I just hope that Lucas doesn`t let himself get swayed by all the naysayers and grumpy fans.

I give it 10 out of 10...a must-see movie.
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