jeaniawhaley Reviews

American Horror Story (2011– )

Delicate is LOSING me

[9/10 · 4 October 2023]

I have LOVED AHS! But Delicate is not keeping me entertained at all. I am just not feeling Kim Kardashian in this.... I have watched the first 3 episodes and just cannot connect with her on this one. I hate to say it...but I just don't think I can watch anymore of this one. I hope they have another season...without Kim. I may be the only person on earth that feels this way, who knows, but she just does not fit the part at all. Overall, I have enjoyed all of the other seasons as they have kept me wanting more with each episode. I still think the first season is by far my favorite. It left me stunned when I realized I, in fact, did not have that one figured out half way through the season.

Willy's Wonderland (2021)

What's Not To Like?!?

[7/10 · 29 April 2021]

I see a lot of mixed reviews. I'm just going to add to that. I didn't expect much from this movie. Nic didn't speak a single word...but he's Nic Cage! He didn't need to. Sure, a little campy, and off the wall, but I enjoy where he is taking his career. This movie was very entertaining and I am about to text my movie lover friend to take a gander. I liked it. A lot. Don't be so quick to abandon this one!

Saturn 3 (1980)

Douglas Wrestles Keitel Naked

[4/10 · 4 March 2019]

I guess you have that....

I'm not sure what else to say about this movie. It was pretty horrible.

Hold Your Breath (2012)

The wardrobe was terrible...not to mention the acting!

[2/10 · 5 February 2013]

Pleas don't waste your time. This is one of the worst movies I have seen in a long time. I only gave it a rating of two and that's only because the plot line was actually interesting. The plot of the movie got me interested enough to try to watch this movie, and believe me... I tried... two times and just couldn't get through the whole thing. My boyfriend however did make it through the whole movie and said it wouldn't be worth my time to try to make it through it again. Wardrobe had me laughing for the parts I could stay awake for. One girl shows her boobs and they are so weird! I could't help but to laugh. I don't know if they were just weird, or if it was a botched boob job. The acting was really poor as well. It's a snore fest of a movie.