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Everybody's Everything (2019)
Incoherent. Borderline unwatchable. Disgusting.
There are 2 really interesting stories that this terrible documentary failed to tell:
1) the tragically shortened life of an obviously incredibly creative person
2) the parasitic and destructive environment created by all those who surrounded him.
Instead of this, we get a series of incoherent thoughts tethered together in a seemingly random and chaotic sequence, without any kind of clear narrative.
On top of the bad film making, the highly insensitive manner in which his death is portrayed (from the artsy photos of this man's corpse moments after passing, to basically parading a cast of friends and the people who both profited off of him throughout the course of the film) is disgusting. The whole movie feels totally in-genuine because nearly everyone one of the people interviewed for this film took zero responsibility for allowing this to happen and showed almost no sadness or remorse for his death, despite it being very obvious that they all failed their "friend".
Horrible situation presented indirectly through a horribly bad movie.
Venom (2018)
IMDB is a joke. This movie is a vanilla turd
Scrolling through the reviews I was blown away by the number of 10/10 reviews titled "IGNORE THE CRITICS." The bots must really love this garbage bag of a movie.
Somehow the director managed to get a bad performance out of Tom Hardy, the coolest dude in Hollywood right now. Yup, he somehow managed to make the coolest man in Hollywood as feeble and annoying as that millennial Spider-Man.
This movie is not worth your money or your time. LISTEN TO THE CRITICS. Go and watch literally anything else.