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Temple (2017)
Total Nonsense
I ignored the other warnings as I thought it must be ok if Netflix have picked it up. I was wrong. Please listen and Do literally anything else than watch this pile of incoherent nonsense.
The Nightingale (2018)
Totally Gripped
Gripping viewing throughout. absolutely horrified by the atrocities shown and the historical accuracy of how the aboriginals were slaughtered.
The American Barbecue Showdown (2020)
Bang Average - Melissa Ruins it
This programme is a great concept, love the environment and some of the challenges.
The challenges however are so unfairly distributed across the participants. The show wants people to fail and not succeed. Poorly executed show.
Melissa Is the main judge and she is totally insufferable. Constantly tells us how amazing she is and how terrible the participants are. No encouragement or support at all!
Hellboy (2019)
Rebooted but badly
I love bellboy and was so excited to see a reboot!
The plot is very close to the previous del toro film so comparisons are very much invited.
The plot is too obvious, very little character development and very seemingly random events happen with no explanation.
I wanted this to be amazing.
Bodies: Episode #1.1 (2004)
Totally Gripped
I have never been more gripped and stressed by a programme!
Infini (2015)
Not Good...Not good at all
The lack of storyline and any coherence in this film makes it about as enjoyable as going to work after a bank holiday weekend. Do not bother.
It is about some pretty cool space idea with the idea of dangerous space travel using some strange technique. The first 45 minutes are generally a film alone however then you sit there thinking - what on earth are they going to show us for the next hour? It continues to thoroughly follow no real coherent direction with many characters simply growling at each other or punching each other in the head again and again and...again.
It has some good ideas but they were clearly chosen to be cut out of the film as it progresses. In summary it wants to be a kind of cross between DOOM and Alien but is severely lacking in any suspense build up and interesting action scenes.