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Tromeo and Juliet (1996)
Rates low on the T&A scale
This isn't the worst Troma film I've seen. It was better than Surf Nazis Must Die! but no where near the caliber of Toxic Avenger or Nukem' High. It only has a little nudity and only one good sex scene so I'd say skip this flick if you're looking for cheap thrills. You know the story, the special effects are par for an 80's B movie and the laughs are far and few between. I found myself distracted during this movie and kept checking the clock to see if it was almost over yet. Not the worst flick I've sat through but I won't be watching this again. Skip the popcorn and save the beer because even though this movie is available to watch right now from streaming Netflix it ranks too low on the T&A scale for me to recommend.
Bikini Spring Break (2012)
Rates decently on the T&A scale
What makes this movie so spectacular isn't the great writing. It isn't the wonderful acting, either. It's the women! Each one of these unlikely band nerds has an amazing body with absolutely impeccable breasts. The opening credits let you know that this movie is pure eye candy. Revenge of the Nerds' Gilbert co-stars as the alcoholic band director of the hottest community college band on Earth. For some reason only the hottest girls are made to travel across the country in a school bus for a band competition. The hijinks ensue as these beauties find themselves broken down in a town right in the middle of Spring Break. Pop some popcorn and grab a beer because this movie is available to watch right now from streaming Netflix. 7 out of 10 on the T&A scale.
Class of Nuke 'Em High (1986)
Another great flick from Troma. Some T&A
If you loved The Toxic Avenger then you'll like Class of Nukem High. Brief scenes of nudity, nothing too salacious. I really like the bad guys in this flick and the motorcycles they ride. As a stoner I really liked the marijuana references! The special affects were pretty good considering how low budget this movie was. I still watch this movie just for it's campy corn-ball appeal. I especially love to show it to people who've never seen it, it's always worth a laugh. This great flick is available to watch right now on Netflix streaming. Not a ton of gratuitous T&A but really captures the gritty nature that is Troma and all of Troma's films.
The Toxic Avenger (1984)
Great Flick! Rates high on the T&A scale
I'll watch this movie anytime anywhere! Awesome film from Troma that glorifies gore and nudity. It doesn't pay to be a nerd living in Tromaville, the nuclear waste capitol of the world (in New Jersey no less). This movie was made before Hollywood women went silicone and is filled with natural beauties. It has great fight scenes and a sense of thrill by not showing the monsters face for so long into the movie. It's hard to take this movie too serious but it's still great, filled with great one liners and plenty of hot chicks. I need to get an I love the Monster T-shirt. All in all it's a pretty gory movie but also packed with some great T&A and a little kink, too! Pop some popcorn and grab some beer because you can watch this movie right now on Netflix streaming. I give it a 9 out of 10 on the T&A scale.
H.O.T.S. (1979)
The Highest Rating flick on the T&A scale
This is one of my personal favorites that Netflix has to offer for stream. The opening scene is full of great full frontal nudity and keeps up the pace the whole movie! This movie was made before Hollywood went silicone so all the women are all natural beauties. I truly can't believe this movie wasn't bigger when it came out. It delivers on many levels. The acting isn't great but the humor is there and very politically incorrect. Add Danny Bonnaduce as character and you have a hit movie! The plot is goonie and I don't really remember anything specifically about it except all the great nudity. Pop some pop corn and grab a beer because this great flick is available to watch right now on Netflix and scores a perfect 10 out of 10 on the T&A scale.
Day of the Woman (1978)
Gross, even for me
Vile and reprehensible. Completely lacking artistic value. Multiple rape scenes each more violent and graphic from the one before. And just when you think it's going to get good it fails to deliver but instead tries to expand the lead characters psychosis and develop her into a psychotic killer; The hunted has become the hunter! And even though my reviews are known primarily on the reviews of how much T&A and nudity a movie brings I refuse to acknowledge any sexuality of this movie. I sat watching this movie with vomit in the back of my throat waiting to erupt the whole time. This movies plot had lots of potential but destroyed it with graphic scenes of brutality and lack of vengeance I wanted to see at the end of the movie. Watch only if Rotten.com is unavailable.
Screwballs (1983)
Rates high on the T&A scale
Wasn't the greatest of movies, bad acting, slow at times. But did deliver with lots of T&A. That's good considering this movie was made before Hollywood went silicone, all natural women. This movie reminded me a lot of Revenge of the Nerds as an unlikely bunch of high school boys share a common need of revenge on the popular hot girl. They vow to get even and the hijinks ensue! No big names in this movie and the characters are forgettable but it delivers great nudity. So leave your thinking caps at home, pop some popcorn and grab a beer because this movie is available on Netflix streaming right now! 7 out of 10 on the T&A scale.