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Z (2019)
Don't waste your time
Listen, I like to watch horror movies all the time. I am a very forgiving person and very much enjoy some movies that are even rated 4.0. this is not good enough to watch. It's a waste of time and it takes soooooo long because it's sooooooo slow. And the ending is horrible. The whole movie is just dreary with not many scary scenes. It's a somber, confusing, dull movie with a million plot holes. Remember, I can watch really low budget, rated poorly movies and this is not that. You don't know what you're missing and that's a good thing.
Mandy (2018)
DO NOT WATCH!!! A HORROR MOVIE BUFF SAYS NOOOO!!!!
I have been looking forward to this movie and was thrilled by the high IMDB rating and fooled by the trailer. I have seen many artiistic movies but I swear to God this is such a bad wannabe one. I was excited by the fact that it was supposed to be some David Lynch meats modern horror meets Nicolas Cage come back and it was just none of the above. Furthermore, I was completely open-minded and didn't care if it met any of those expectations....my mind was completely open. This is just a terribly boring movie. And please believe me when I say that I have watched lots of camcorder handheld horror movies and got a lot more from them than I did this. I want this to be a blistering review because honestly it deserves nothing but this blistering review! I am a mother a 2 year old and right now and I don't get much time to watch horror movies all by myself (that's my favorite genre and my favorite movie is 28 Days Later) My husband was out and I was so excited to see this and trust me, I was just so so so so disappointed! I was freaking BUMMED that it was so bad. Do not watch it. I implore you to please save your time and money. I know I am not a famous critic but all my friend know me as a horror movie aficionado and I am telling you the truth. This SUCKED!!! I swear... I am not a Debbie Downer. Don't watch this.
The Tunnel (2011)
Please don't watch this movie!!!
Please, please, please, please, please don't watch this movie!!!! Let me tell you what I experienced as I watched this movie....Husband is gone for the night... yes.. horror movie night tonight!!!! I am the sickest, most earnest horror movie lover girl... then I put this horrible movie on... dear god, I have to say, this is one of the worst movies I have ever seen!!! I would have put that in caps! And I totally go for underrated horror movies!!!! When I was about 25 minutes in, I kept the movie rolling and had to write this review. Listen, I want my four bucks back from Amazon, and I want to implore other horror movie lovers not to watch this crap. It really is crap. I like a lot of terrible horror movies to my delight... usually... Yet, it was so boring that I actually had to write this badly written movie review, JUST to tell you how bad it was. There is nothing happening... it is an obviously fake documentary movie, but not even on a good way!!! It has no appeal, no scary parts whatsoever!!!! I am so angry that I have wasted my time with this movie that I am truly bummed, and I shouldn't be this mad, because I am. I normally write really thoughtful movie reviews, but this one really did it to me. Don't watch it! Save your time and life11!! Ugh!! (Phew!)
Rush (2013)
Review of Rush (2013) - a must see!
If you are not into cars and racing, it doesn't matter. Rush, 2013 is a well written tale of two race car drivers at odds with each other, and the viewer will not know who to root for. That is what makes it so unique. It reminded me of a souped up version of the Black Stallion but with cars instead, and two equally ambitious characters who both love to win. It is one of the best movies I have watched this year. It was so intense I was literally clutching my glass of wine! The visuals are amazing, the soundtrack was just perfect for the movie that takes place in the 70's. It also has superb acting! Ron Howard did such a great job directing, and the pace of the movie just flowed naturally and at a good clip! It was exciting, dramatic, and thrilling. The movie is based on a true story and I was so impressed with it that I looked up the added details about the cast, crew, awards because I was just sad that it had ended! Watch it! You won't regret it!
You're Next (2011)
Great SLASHER Flick from a horror film aficionado!
I am reviewing "You're Next"! I am a horror movie aficionado and I thought so highly of this original slasher movie that I thought I would write a review. I rate it 4 zombies out of 5! I normally am intrigued by zombie movies and have seen almost every zombie movie ever seen. BUT, tonight I put on this movie, "You're Next"and was really impressed! Although is starts off slowly building the characters and location etc., there were some subtle hints that this was going to be a great ride, which in fact it was. My kids enjoyed it(over 18) and although we had our theories, there were enough plot twists and good acting to make it a very suspenseful thriller! We loved it and I would recommend it to anybody who loves slasher movies but also love mysteries, and contemplating many theories of who or what was responsible for all the killings. Without giving anything away, I would just say watch it and have a good time! Enjoy! -erinalane PS If you want any feedback about zombie movies I am the woman to discuss and debate. I recently watched Birth of the Living Dead which was also a great documentary about George Romero and the creation of Night of the Living Dead, an absolute classic and one that is a must see and broke many boundaries! Until next time....Enjoy the FEAR in "Your'e Next." They must make a sequel!