First I want to get it on the record that I am a HUGE Indiana Jones fan and I have been patiently waiting for this sequel for 19 years. So any complaints I may make here are not gratuitous and for kicks. I more than anyone wanted this film to kick butt but after having just watched it and having considered things deeply before writing this, I have come to the opinion that Lucas and Spielberg ended up making a sub-standard movie - but saying that it could have been a LOT worse.
The main drawback is that we waited too damn long for this movie (19 years) and the suspense and anticipation from fans was consequently too high. Then when we finally get the movie, Ford is 65 years old (and showing it), Denholm Elliott is dead (leading instead to a rather campy performance by Jim Broadbent), Sean Connery won't return (he probably saw the script) and the movie is set in 1957 and the bad guys are Russians (give me bad Germans any day!). Cate Blanchett, who normally delivers knockout performances looks bored, Ian Hurt looks like he wants to be somewhere else and Shia LaBeouf is just downright irritating from the moment he appears. I just want to take that crystal skull and smack him with it.
As for the script, well it's average, nothing to write home about. I was actually quite pleasantly surprised by the minimal computer special effects. Spielberg must have had Lucas on a leash. But the story itself is actually nothing great and the action sequences short and few. I found myself nodding off to sleep a few times and I never thought THAT would happen in an Indiana Jones movie.
But the icing on the cake was the ending. If you want a real jaw-dropper of an ending, a real "what the hell!!", a "what drugs are Lucas and Spielberg smoking?" ending, then watch this movie. This movie has one of the most ridiculous endings ever. In fact, only Lucas and Spielberg could have come up with an ending like this. They probably think this ending is arty and classy. I found it cringeworthy.
The absolute ending has Indy's hat falling at the feet of Mutt Williams - Shia LaBeouf. Please God no. Either make another Indiana Jones movie or end the whole thing. Don't pass the mantle to LaBeouf. Please Lucas, don't screw up Indiana Jones the way you screwed up Star Wars!
The main drawback is that we waited too damn long for this movie (19 years) and the suspense and anticipation from fans was consequently too high. Then when we finally get the movie, Ford is 65 years old (and showing it), Denholm Elliott is dead (leading instead to a rather campy performance by Jim Broadbent), Sean Connery won't return (he probably saw the script) and the movie is set in 1957 and the bad guys are Russians (give me bad Germans any day!). Cate Blanchett, who normally delivers knockout performances looks bored, Ian Hurt looks like he wants to be somewhere else and Shia LaBeouf is just downright irritating from the moment he appears. I just want to take that crystal skull and smack him with it.
As for the script, well it's average, nothing to write home about. I was actually quite pleasantly surprised by the minimal computer special effects. Spielberg must have had Lucas on a leash. But the story itself is actually nothing great and the action sequences short and few. I found myself nodding off to sleep a few times and I never thought THAT would happen in an Indiana Jones movie.
But the icing on the cake was the ending. If you want a real jaw-dropper of an ending, a real "what the hell!!", a "what drugs are Lucas and Spielberg smoking?" ending, then watch this movie. This movie has one of the most ridiculous endings ever. In fact, only Lucas and Spielberg could have come up with an ending like this. They probably think this ending is arty and classy. I found it cringeworthy.
The absolute ending has Indy's hat falling at the feet of Mutt Williams - Shia LaBeouf. Please God no. Either make another Indiana Jones movie or end the whole thing. Don't pass the mantle to LaBeouf. Please Lucas, don't screw up Indiana Jones the way you screwed up Star Wars!
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