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Primer (2004)
overhyped
This movie is overhyped.
I really like time travel stuff in general.
I watched the trailer and was incredible boring as hell.
Then I download the movie, brcause i saw many comments where people said it was a masterpiece and you have to pay attention to get it and if you do it is incredible.
No, it isn't.
It is boring.
Confusing as many said.
Makes no sense.
They talk too much, since the beginning of the movie.
You don't know what they are saying. You get lost.
I was 1/3 on the movie and no exciting thing happened.
80 characters left to finish this re view.
So, no. I don't recommend this movie.
And Just Like That...: There Goes the Neighborhood (2023)
4 stars for continuing with annoying side characters and unsolicited sex
I wish when I'm 50+ years old I would be fabulous, with designer clothes, going every day to do my hair, nails, wearing heels, and of course, having random sex with people.
But I don't wish to go back to my old boyfriend and commit the same mistake from 10 years ago, no, from 30 years ago (or more): change everything for a man.
And we are talking about a man she cheated on with another man (Mr Big) that was the "love of her life", or as she put it on Charlotte's party "It was a wonderful marriage, he was a wonderful men", but, remember? Who treated her like garbage, didn't trust her, eventually married her and had a lovely and happy life living with him. I mean, who wouldn't??: they had money, they were working in jobs they love, no kids...
But no! Suddenly she couldn't stay alone for long and started idealizing the next (known and familiar) thing: Aidan. Suddenly HE was the one.
Well.. no. I remember many things about him that weren't a good match for her. Do you?
For me, Aidan was the one, but, again, FOR ME. He was too good for her.
Now, she wants to sell her old and lovely apartment FOR HIM. She's not doing it for the future, for her, for a change.. nop!! Is because Aidan has a problem with it.
She has enough money to buy whatever she wants... Seema show her a really nice (but TOO BIG) house and suddenly that's the one... no other house in NY city. She wants to buy it and sell her old apartment as I said, saying a lot of excuses to convince her friends (that are shocked to hear that) but more to convince herself.
I'm 24 minutes in, but I'm waiting for all this to blow up to her face, creating a good wait of a year for season 3: Carrie free and out and about NY city looking for men, like in season 1, but with no Samantha (Seema and all those annoying side characters aren't cutting it, we know it, you HBO know it, producers and director knows it, writers too. And what's up with her get up?? A painters trench with bad color full of painting stains?? She's skinny, why all those oversize clothes??)
And talking about Sam, it is obvious that that phone conversation they say is going to happen is going to take place at the end of this season. I bet you.
Anthony.... like, 5+ years and afraid to sleep with italian guy? Well, a va g i n a would acommodate what italian guy has to offer, not a b u t t ! So I get why he's "too shy"
I get why Charlotte thinks why Brady is not Lilly's type. He's u g l y and don't want to study.
Carrie saying that they having sex is like 2 of her stuff animals are having sex was funny hehe.
I don't know what's happening in MIranda's ex teacher's life. I was fast forwarding.
It was nice to see Elizabeth Taylor's portrait hanging in Charlotte's house. I remember her, I remember the episode when Char and Elizabeth met for the first time. It was nice. I miss that dog and I wish Charlotte wouldn't chose a bulldog instead (it is better to adopt, but you know... rich people)
And Just Like That...: A Hundred Years Ago (2023)
Ok, now Aiden was the one??
Ok, now Aiden was the one??
I thought the encounter with Aiden wasn't going to be true. Didn't saw any news on the web about it, so I had space in my head to the imagination. But once he was there, there was the good old Carrie B: imagining things, like Aiden was the one all along.
Yeah, it turns out maybe she was wrong to be with Big. I think Carrie got carried away with all the lies and idealization.
I'm like a kite, my love ones have to shoot me down to reality because I would fly away.. but Carrie??? Oh she wins by so far!
She's almost 60 years old and we see her non the wiser, nothing learned through the years, with the arrogante narcissistic mind of her youth.
That's both good and bad:
Good because it is good old SATC, despite her awful insecurities and personality.
Bad because she is not wise... and not even Aidan, because "he can't enter Carrie's house" because "he can't go through all that again"
Come on!!! You got married, 2 children, divorce, and 20 years in between your broken heart and all that.
Maybe they are meant for each other.
Another good thing is Charlotte returning to work. Her concerns regarding her "fat" belly are ridiculous. She's rich. Every rich woman would do a treatment to fix that. I know I would. Another cheap drama so we can see how older women struggle with that extra weight after menopause. I know it happens even before that.
What's happening with Miranda and her job? Another cheap drama. Everybody would understand that an older woman with 30 years of experience could be better than you, so why b*tch about it?? Well I guess it is the natural way a woman likes to interact with another woman, and that IS a point in the right direction because god knows how women treated me since primary school. They don't wait to alienate another women.
But why an internship?? Why not returning to her old job?
I thought when Miranda and Che broke up Che's character will be erased, well I guess not. And it is ridiculous in this day and age that her (yes, her) podcast was swiped because they don't have anyone who pay for it. We know it is not necessary in this day and age.. but no in AJLT, she ends up working in a veterinary? Like she never had so many fans following her, ever.
And Just Like That...: The Real Deal (2023)
try to be SATC a little, but still fails at it.
Carrie reads ads for her podcast and she finds ridiculous that they wrote "down there" instead of v a gi na or v ul va.. but not the part "listeners with a v agi na" ok... the only people with v a g in a would be ONLY women. Really??? Are we still there where horrible people are try to instigate referencing women as: person with a uterus? There are only men and women and we all know how they are. That's biology.
More lesbiansex. More add on ethnic diversity characters who nobody cares having their little rich lives. Fast forward. NEEEXT!!
Michael Patrick whatever, the one writing this show, the one that looks like an elf, needs to retire. Not every person who watched SATC is gaylike him. Why is he portraying rich women almost in their 60? Are women in their 50/60 feeling this show relatable?? Interesting? Amusing seei ngg ayse x?? There were some in SATC but it wasn't so insufferable and disgusting like in here.
"BD" character: a horrible woman, half clown, half men in his 60s dressed like in a bad theater play with hysterical voice of a woman. Horrible to see and watch.
Is anybody liking Che??
Is anybody liking Charlotte's daughters (yes, daughters) One think she's a "..." don't know, looks like a little boy, the other is feminine but hyper hysterical and obsessive. The charlotte and her husband indulge in those ridiculous and annoying behaviors. It is not fun to watch. Not good parenting. It is like "see? Even rich people can be stup1dand bad parents" Yeah we know, why showing it?
Miranda going to a rich AA meeting, even tho she was an "alcoholic" for 3 episodes. That's ridiculous and a spit to the face of real alcoholic people.
Tony Danza needs to cut his hair, and he's not a tv legend by the way. Bad tv legend, maybe. And why is he not up to the part to be a "mexican"? Are all mexicans of indigenous descent?? I bet there are MANY people who are from all over the globe who were born in America, from Canada to Argentina, that have not indigenous descent, like me!! So in this tv show it is ok to portray a minor as "genderfluid" but not Tony Danza as mexican? So, try another drama to complicate Che's tv show because the drama they invented was ridiculous.
If you are thinking: "this review only states the negatives" well, no, I'm writing now the positives:
*Carrie drooling over shoes
*Charlotte being super patient to get what she wants
*Charlotte's daughter singing and playing the piano saying her mother is doing bad parenting.
*The bit with the surfers and Miranda's desperation over losing her phone. It was classic SATC.
A bit better from ep. 1 but not so much... when AJLT is going to be SATC again?
And Just Like That...: Alive! (2023)
old characters were great, but new character sex was appalling.
Don't like the new friend replacement for Carrie.. the asian guy. I don't think he's funny or anything. Stanny was irreplaceable.
Enid. I was looking for old characters. She was there and portrayed her like before.
It is great that Steve is back, but.. they portrayed him like he was an old stupid men.. and now he has muscles?? And she booked family therapy?? Why???? Like every parent go to therapy because their kid went to the first break up??!! Come on!!!
It is like nobody cares about Miranda, not the insufferable Che, Steve or Brady.
The chit chat over lunch with the 3 of them + Anthony. Was like old and gold SATC.
But it was followed by 2 non requited side characters that writers want to throw down our throats... and IT ISN'T WORKING. FAST FORWARDING.... and as Anthony says: NEXT!!!!
But next scene they are talking about kegel exercises. Why a doctor recommend doing them if there's little scientific evidence to prove they work?? Harry is ugly AF. Fast forwarding that scene.
Miranda and Steve spent 3 weeks in family therapy with a therapist that looks like a 20 year old girl talking about Brady's break up??? Really¡¡¡????!! Really??"!"#irqwru90r3u2.
And then cut to Che and Miranda fkng while Carrie and Che's ex are talking on the kitchen. I don't believe in that sex drive. Come on. And it is disgusting. Lesbosex is disgusting.
The part with the failed aniversary dinner was kinda entertaining, but still I don't care about side new characters and their dilemas.
And we are hit with not only more lesbosex, but a trio. Uncalled for. If I want sex I would watch p0rn. Internet is full of it. So stop it.
And Just Like That...: Chapter Three (2023)
WHYYY do producers insist in bad wardrove!!???
WHYYY do producers insist in bad wardrove!!???
The neighbor is RIDICULOUSLY dressed.
The first book of Carrie B. Was ok because it was a collection of her columns.. but book after book.. I don't buy it. I mean.. she's dumb and shallow, I don't believe she's intelligent enough to write a book and be a best seller or even be able to be published.
Regardless, the recording time was emotional.
I like that an old character was here, Bitsy. Why not more of those instead of the new diversity genderless ethnic variety they want us down our throats? They were fun.
Bitsy's part was good and meaningful, the result classic SATC.
Miranda, on the other hand, episode after episode looks less than her and more like a pitiful character, a shell of what she was, and it is funny because with that hair so short and those wrinkles she looks like a turtle.
I get the Milo scene. It was fun and it is relatable. Come on!
The parrot/clown/butch woman dressed like a 60 year old men screaming "they they they they!!!" No. Che is a WOMAN. They is a plural. Screaming it is not going to be less true.
Lisette jewelry was so ugly looking that reminds me of those cheap sets to put together for kids.
Miranda's part on Che's set. We all knew it was coming, weren't we? Another stupid decision from the writer's part to create cheap drama. And where is Steve??!! How is Miranda paying for her expenses? Did she had an empty house on NY just waiting for her?
Days passed and Seema found her bag on some bushes for everyone to see? I don't believe it. Another unbelievable drama. I would have written a better turn out for this.
And Carrie got "covid" don't make me laugh.
And as this episode ended... I remember the last episode from season 1 ended: Carrie was going to meet Samantha in London. What happened with that??
I'm binge watching this while I'm doing arts and crafts, so I don't have to be bored, so I don't remember if there was some raunchy ugly sex like last episode or so many side characters nobody cares, only elf face Michael Patrick King.
And Just Like That...: Met Cute (2023)
all those addons....
All those addons are unbelievable and the others are NOT NECESSARY.
Thank god to fast forward. I'm from that day and age where I had to conform to watch things on a channel with not the possibility of choosing to FF, rewind, where to watch it or when to watch it.
Why I'm I saying this? Because if there wouldn't be a FF option I wouldn't be seeing this. Really. Why?:
*The addon characters: NOBODY CARED ABOUT THEM IN SEASON ONE, NO ONE CARES FOR THEM IN SEASON 2. So I'm skipping all those ethnic pleasing parts
*The addon gender neutral lesbianwomanthatlooks like a men. I don't like to see gayrelationships. So I'm skipping that.
I'm skipping the men dressing like a woman. I don't like that agenda. It was so intense in S1, and they are still pushing it on S2.
Skipping the "genderneutral" girl.
Stop pushing that shitagenda down our throats. It is like they try to make is seem half society wants to be that way when it is not.
That's why this TV show is not relatable.
You could find a little of you in each one of the 4 friends in SATC. In this show, no you won't find any.
I just want to see the friends, and their relationship with each other, and the side characters we all know and loved from seasons 1 to 6 from SATC. Why putting new characters? Oh I forgot! Because they are white.
It is a freakshow.
And it is not believable the realtor having that way of life.
I know I'm forgetting many details but this is what I'm left feeling.
They want us to see all the woman empowered, sexy after 50... so they begin AJLT s2 with all the female protagonists (plus the other 3 we just really don't care) being sexy and having sex with their partners... Is that what's happening in RL with women almost 60 years old? I wish.
House of Gucci (2021)
A no.
I would put a one star every time Jared Leto is in a thing. Whatever the thing he's in, not only I'm not going to see it, not even a trailer, but I will put a one star and a review asking people WHY DON'T YOU KNOW BY NOW THAT HES A PR ED AT OR, A PE D O AND AN A BU SE R??
I read some reviews of people drooling about him. F K him!!!
And muricans with fake italian accent. I'm sick and tired of it. YOU TALK IN ENGLISH, STOP WITH THE ACCENT. NOBODY BELIEVES IN IT. Italian is a latin language.
Regarding the fr e ak p ed o jared leto, just do a web search, go to youtube, they have many videos about him. You live with free info on your hands. I would put a 1 star every time...
Pamela, a Love Story (2023)
Wishy-washy
Imagine taking every bad thing off, every bad thing. No critics at all
And a lot of holes.
Then you have to bear Tommy lee's face for some time.
The imposing 6hundred imposed lines I have to write here are the reason I'm not writing her since several months.
What I try to say is that it wasn't truthful. It is just a peace of entertainment that you don't have to take seriously at all.
You would be really misguided if you didn't know Pamela Anderson.
I don't understand the 8/10 reviews, is that they didn't know nothing about her life?
And as a commenter firmly and truthfully put: "a leaked sex tape did not derail her career. A lack of talent did. What she learned is that looks and big boobs alone cannot carry you for long in that business without some talent to back it up.: "
That's exactly one of the lies this docu has, amongst many plot holes.
It sure seems Pamela don't know the power of internet more than 20 years later, because I sure can make a quick search to know lots of stuff that this "biopic" avoid.
Of course she's going to be talking about her life in a good way! But she's kinda dumb in the fact that she painted herself as kinda dumb knucklehead instead of as a simple nice woman that wants only love
Maybe because I surf the web and know many things the 7 to 10 scores don't (why so many? Why all of them on top ?)
And, I was watching this while doing other stuff. It was boring that way.
1899: The Fog (2022)
everyone is hiding something, even the ships itself
I really don't know how many stars I should give to this episode.
I found myself many times trying to fast forward.
Is there any meaning to the story the gay men and the sex they had? Is there any meaning to the plot the death of the girl or what's happening in the ship's barracs? Don't know, but I didn't understand many instances and the meaning of why they were there.
I get that if you did something bad before you board the ship somehow will force you to face your sins...
And there is a mystery regarding some reforms the new owners did on the two ships, but I really don't like when two characters join together to find clues and then one hiding a clue to the other.. that's exasperating, that creates more drama so that more chapters will continue.
I notice many rich people with the same clothes since episode 1...
There are 2 characters that were together but we find out about it on this episode... let's see what they are all about.
When I saw 2 other character with the letter made by the same person I knew it is that kind of Locked-room mystery.
The atmosphere is dense, dark and mysterious. Seems like there is more weird things yet to come.
The episode ends deep in more mystery but the music at the end, like in the other episodes, is not well put and it is awful.
Soupçons: A Striking Coincidence (2004)
OMG!!
Not only it is so far really boring tv show, it is like they want to merge every footage they got in all these 13 episodes.. why would you do that?? Some footage when they are on the street and moving there is too many shakes and zooms....
And one thing in particular that said I think David Rudolf, when he was in Germany, that he doesn't want to be in that country because of what happened in 1942. FU David, I bet no German wants you in it.
I mean, they cram everything even if they look bad or make other people look bad.
It is super boring!! Why this tv show was so inflated!!?? It is beyond me.
María Marta: El crimen del country (2022)
so so
I mean, who give directors the idea of having a back and forth trough time, jumping without any sense, breaking the tension and the guiding thread and sequence?
I wanted to see more about María Marta, but couldn't. Wouldn't the family members and friends help to portray her as what she was in life?
Since I'm argentinian, I remember this case at that time, it was interesting, you know, it is a close space (the country, gated community) and a mystery, typical plot for a mystery of the closed room, typical of a police novel, but this was true, only, YOU WON'T find any answers regarding what really happened with María Marta.
This show is hinting to one side, and then don't... it tries to make a plot twist, or maybe to not stick to one side, but you really won't know.
I find more interesting the mystery surrounding Nora Dalmaso than this one. It is more obscure.. maybe this one was easier given the fact that there were too many family members and friends around this crime...
Las viudas de los jueves (2009)
bad acting and predictable
I agree with federicozarpas review. It was mediocre, bad acted, predictable and slow.
Bad acting from Gloria Carrá. Expected bad acting from Pablo Echarri and Juana Viale. Why they keep on hiring them? Is it because one is "sexy" (no he isn't) and the other the granddaughter of a known ex actress?
What was the message?
Why the daughter from the other family (Trina) went with them? Why Ronnie wasn't with them?
Mediocre at best don't know what else to say about this.. only that it start with the end so it really adds to the predictable part of the thing so you need to have solid acting and plot, and it is not there at all. Good actors couldn't hold it. Maybe the book was bad.
Carmel: ¿Quién mató a María Marta? (2020)
Why did they chose that lousy "reporter"?
It was mildly interesting, nothing new really, any youtuber could have done that, despite the inability of having all the family members at their disposal, it added no more info than what we already knew. Don't know why they chose this crime instead of the one of "Nora Dalmaso" or "Natalia Fratichelli". Those were far more interesting.
The thing is... why did they chose that air headed for a reporter?? It is the kind of ridicule clown puppet reporter of massive media that you can find in any air TV news. It was intorable to see. I really want to give this a 1 because of him. For people that don't know him you wouldn't understand, but believe me, he's super lame.
Santa Evita (2022)
Stop glorifying this woman. Why
And this actress is really bad at everything. Dancing singing and acting.
Why do people keep giving her work is being me
And regarding Evita, given the fact that she was the spouse of a dictator, who indoctrinated people from young age by giving text books praising "the great general", "mommy loves you and Perón too" to adults by saying to them that they needed to come to Buenos Aires because there were work, and for that, creating a great housing problem that derivates to slums that's stayed to this day, and the rest of the country?
Well, there is much to talk about this issue.
I don't belong to any side. I just don't like the beatification of someone that was clearly not a saint, not special, not an idol. The politicians and fans do that. They play with the needs of poor people and the ignorance of the rest of the country that they themselves created, and the rest of the world because there is only one Evita, the wrong one, the fantasy one.
What Happened, Brittany Murphy? (2021)
STOP USING YOUTUBERS!!!!
What is this fashion lately??
Are you done??
I think it is the most bizarre thing in this world to be talking about ANYTHING in front of a camera while doing makeup, and it is an INSULT to the deceased person and the love ones to be doing that.
Those youtubers are disgusting.
Why HBO max don't let us put thumbs down or better yet, like on youtube, to block content so we don't have to have it on our feed???
Outlander: Never My Love (2020)
I'm sick of all these rapes
I don't watch this to be appalled and horrified about rape scenes. I don't like them, don't enjoy them, they are awful traumatizing and disgusting.
And, yes, IT WAS OBVIOUS THOSE MEN WERE UP TO SOMETHING. In a world like that, you kill them to get rid of them or you will be killed. Problem solved.
BUT THEY WANT DRAMA. DRAMA PEOPLE TORTURED AND RAPE.
YES, AND ADD SOME GAY RAPE, AND MORE GANG RAPE TO THE MIX BECAUSE PEOPLE DIDN'T GET THE IDEA ENOUGH.
Outlander: Monsters and Heroes (2020)
Many whys and plot holes
Is there a reason claire knowing the benefits of syringes only bring one?? And the fact that it was so easily broken was also artificial, created only to bring drama.. and drama indeed when Jamie almost lost a leg.
Brianna without telling anybody create a syringe out of the serpent's fang that bite Jamie.. Wouldn't it be better to tell Claire the idea so that she wouldn't be suffering about amputating his leg??
And that syringe is it really worth it? I mean, the fang wasn't that large but in the made up syringe was double, but I think not enough to really be effective.
So Jamie was saved, and has another scar to account for.
People will buy any drama without thinking.
In those times you had many problems and dangers.. why create something like that? I mean, given the fact that there's a stone that can be use to go back and forth trough time.. why not take advantage of it? And what's more! There is one near where they live! So they don't need to travel months to Scotland and back to bring supplies from the future...
Why not bring Jamie to the future to cure him right away?
That's why I give this a 1 star.
The Tinder Swindler (2022)
Yes, you are gonna be judge
Basically, as everyone said, these are brainless women that fell for some scammer, and the reason is because they are after the money.
You don't give money to people without a guarantee. You just don't.
So they deserve it.
And they want more money so they expose themselves on this netflix docu for everyone to see. I mean, I didn't know this case until I saw it on netflix, so more people know how stup1d you were, and I bet, you are.
I fast forward a lot trough this docu (it was a docu?)
If you want to help people you do it with the homless, for example. You did it for yourself, because you think you will have this great life.
Talking about this guy... he's awful, inside and out. His voice is like a robot's.
We, the audience, get some catharsis when the last "girlfriend" swindle the swindler selling all his designer clothes. That was nice. But will not get everything back because she lend him 140k dollars. I mean who could be so naïve??
But the most stupid of all was him, because even tho the scam all these women, he spend it all and never bought a house to rent or anything. He was homeless at the end with no money. Or so I thought because even tho he went on joail somehow he's back and living a luxury life again.. yes! A luxury life like nothing happened!! He also has a girlfriend and he's back on tinder!
Untold (2021)
Manti is still naïve..
Because that travestite is a sociopath that doesn't care for anyone else.
I get why did he forgive that uglyfatmen, it was for his own sake and it is the most healthy thing he could do to get back in control because the press was tearing him apart.
It is easy to be catfished if you are young enough. He also was away, doing his own thing which he was working on for years and years... I get it. But he also lived in a community of extremely religious people, that adds up to the naivety.
There were a lot of parts where I had to fast forward, particularly in episode one, this could have been a one episode docu.
The Most Hated Man on the Internet (2022)
Get the sociopaths and psychos out of internet, along with their simps followers
A lot of bad reviews here seem like it was made from the same person saying the same thing.... is this psychopath again on internet?? Get off now!! You don't belong here!!
You belong to an institution. You are bad in the head.
This story gave us some kind of catharsis that we all needed. NO women or men there wanted to be there. ALL those pictures were taken illegally. I don't know the discussion. I hate people hiding behind a hole in the law. People have to come up with many new laws for psychopaths like this one. And the other one hacking. He could had said "I'm sorry" to her, but he did what he did knowingly.
A picture probably has a never ending life on the net, so I hope for these hackers bullies and psychos that this problem continue also for the rest of their lives.
On a side note: all those followers, those simps, disgusting creatures... these people exists since a long time ago, and they will always be. Brainless and stup1d. The idiotic mob. Make this world a worse place to live.
Outlander: Free Will (2020)
I can surely say...
That I really don't care about side characters.
Why would Jamie wouldn't want to go in time? His family? He don't see them since years ago. The fact that he presents no interest going forward in time is ridiculous.
This season is turning really boring. Since they are in USA it is like that for me. NOthing happens that interest me, no adventure that pick my interest. Plain, plain and boring.
In the past, I fast forward on sex scenes. I really don't care about them in any tv show or movie (if I want to watch sex I would watch porn, not in this. I am not a horny 70 year old), but now is more about mostly every scene.
Outlander: The Fiery Cross (2020)
INCREDIBLY BORING!!
I'm sick and tired of weddings on any tv show or movie, super cliché, and this one lasted for almost all the episode... and this season 5, I'm also sick and tired from the music.
Stop the violins already!!!
Outlander: Between Two Fires (2020)
BORING!!!
FF a lot.
The Bonnet part is for keep on the drama ongoing. The never dead bad man is a long used gadget and it is already tiring.
My review is too short?? Well what can I do but rambling.
Outlander: Blood of My Blood (2018)
Every men in the English army is now g ay, why??
Is Jamie so incredibly attractive that every women and men are in love with him or want to have s ex? What's up with that??!!
The gay agenda.. I don't know if it comes from the book, or it is added to accompany these stup1d times. Maybe in season 6 most of the cast is black so we have all the agendas included.
And what about the son?? Las time he saw him was what? 6? 7? And now is 10 or 12 at MOST.. nobody notice that?? At least 10 years passed since he left. Ridiculous.
This whole episode was an excuse for gaylove. Don't like it.