The most ridiculous part of this movie is the stripper going work despite the enormous alien ship hovering over LA and widespread panic. The most believable part is the dudes sitting in the strip bar getting drunk despite the enormous alien ship hovering over LA and widespread panic. The rest? Just unbelievable stupid fun.
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Prometheus
(I) (2012)
Yup, it sucked!
17 September 2013
Warning: Spoilers
I'm not a scientist. However, based on the movie Prometheus I'm smarter than a scientist; at least the scientists that are portrayed in this movie. The mission to planet LV blah blah blah seemed like it was staffed by a bunch of drunk college students during spring break (Dude! I'm taking my helmet off! No way! Do it! Do it! YEAH!).
Not only did they not exercise any scientific protocols they basically blew common sense out of the air lock. This movie could not have been dumber if Scooby Doo, Shaggy and the rest of the mystery gang were on board. At least they would have had the common sense to run away from the MONSTER in the BLACK GOO!
And why was the alien dude so mad that he had to rip the android's head off? Couldn't he just like say "Hi" or "Wow! Humans. OK. You're here and you're so grown up". I guess I'd be p'd too if I were woken up by a bunch of idiots running around like high school flunkies pushing buttons and turning things on and screaming.
Another thing, I wish the Alien franchise would stop trying to re-invent Ripley. It seems that every Alien movie has to end with the heroine being the sole survivor of the party, running for her life and outwitting the maniacal killer alien only to kill it with a push of a button (See Alien, Aliens, this movie etc...).
Finally, Elizabeth hops aboard one of the alien ships and is going where? To their planet? What happens when she gets there? "Hi everyone. I'm from planet Earth which is right over there in this star cluster. Yup, there's billions of us and now we have the technology to roam all over the galaxy. Yuk, yuk, yuk."
Bye bye humans.
Not only did they not exercise any scientific protocols they basically blew common sense out of the air lock. This movie could not have been dumber if Scooby Doo, Shaggy and the rest of the mystery gang were on board. At least they would have had the common sense to run away from the MONSTER in the BLACK GOO!
And why was the alien dude so mad that he had to rip the android's head off? Couldn't he just like say "Hi" or "Wow! Humans. OK. You're here and you're so grown up". I guess I'd be p'd too if I were woken up by a bunch of idiots running around like high school flunkies pushing buttons and turning things on and screaming.
Another thing, I wish the Alien franchise would stop trying to re-invent Ripley. It seems that every Alien movie has to end with the heroine being the sole survivor of the party, running for her life and outwitting the maniacal killer alien only to kill it with a push of a button (See Alien, Aliens, this movie etc...).
Finally, Elizabeth hops aboard one of the alien ships and is going where? To their planet? What happens when she gets there? "Hi everyone. I'm from planet Earth which is right over there in this star cluster. Yup, there's billions of us and now we have the technology to roam all over the galaxy. Yuk, yuk, yuk."
Bye bye humans.
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