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Last Survivors (2021)
Great but ...
Good to see Alicia Silverstone, odd ending to say the least. Not sure when it was filmed, but if this is a RedBox production, then Why was it letterboxed?
Tried 2 Players, 2 TVs, but the annoying large black bands at the top or bottom detracted. But still a good movie!
Heart of Champions (2021)
Great Sports Drama
Perhaps based on a true story, takes place in 1999-2000. Occurs at a fictional Beeston University that desperately needs a new coach after its rowing team finishes dead last in a national championship.
Colors of Love (2021)
Three Titles in One Year
Originally called "Autumn Romance" Then "Colors of Love" & finally "A Winter Romance"
Wonder why they kept changing the titles so much?
Still a good movie all the way around.
No Time to Die (2021)
Not James Bond
Total waste of time. Unlike all the other 50+ years of James Bond Movies, this is a huge letdown. Daniel Craig did his best though can't save a badly produced movie. Plus 2 Hours & 45 minutes way too long. Goodbye Bond.
Mistletoe in Montana (2021)
Terrible
Way over the top. Where is the snow? Absolutely no chemistry between leads, hokey story line. Not sure what the Christmas story was supposed to be, but really missed the mark. Maybe we need Clarissa to Explain It All ....
American Auto (2021)
Something's Missing
Bad plot, bad script. Concept may be good on paper but excruciating boringly produced. Not sure what happened here. Not funny. Was hoping for so much more based on previews but a big big let down. Second episode just as bad.
13 Minutes (2021)
13 Minutes Too Long
Big letdown. Took too long to build up with an anticlimactic ending. Political agenda hidden & in plain sight throughout. Of course a son coming out as gay to the disappointment of his Midwestern parents. Trace Adkins tried. Oh well.
Father Christmas Is Back (2021)
Great Actors. Terrible Movie
Big failure. Not funny. No character Development. John Cleese, Elizabeth Hurley excellent. Other actors OK, but story Development & poor attempts at comedy don't work. Can't stand MAGA lousy actor Kelsey Grammer. Worst actor in the world & overall horrible human being. Don't waste your time with this one!
Dune (2021)
Dull. Boring. Too Long
Dragged on too long. Absolutely horrendous.
Most scenes washed out too dark.
This movie is a dark movie. As in literally dark. Most of the scenes are poorly lit, either a dimly lit room or at night. Also, everybody speaks in soft voices, sometimes just a whisper. Villeneuve hates color, he hates music.
Hardcore Pawn (2009)
Lowlifes
They act like scumbags. Horrible show. Don't know how it lasted so many seasons. What a waste of time not entertaining at all. Unreal reality, oddball family owners.
Heist (2021)
A Heist of Your Time
Same old stuff. Not a documentary. If based on true facts, lots of drama unnecessarily added. Maybe watch while you're busy doing something else. So many shows like this one & not unique. Episodes 1&2 best, 3&4 good, 5&6 not do good.
Cocaine Cowboys: The Kings of Miami (2021)
The King of Boring
5 episodes too many. Same old story. Nothing to see here. Maybe a 90 minute "documentary" would have been OK. Just watch a couple episodes of the old TV series Dragnet 1969 & be more informed & entertained about drug cartels....
Hit and Run (2021)
Poor Dubbing. Filmed with no lights
Too slow. Poor dubbing of English. Way too many scenes filmed in the dark. Hard to tell what's going on in such dark scenes with no lights. Drags & drags. Odd ending. Might have been tolerable as a 90 minute movie. Even then only a 2 rating. Don't waste your time watching!
The Celebrity Dating Game (2021)
Embarrassingly Terrible
The beautiful & talented Zoey does her best, Michael Boltons' singing is great. The show is horrible. As it's Pride month, the first coupling of the show is gay, includes a B celebrity. The second "celebrity" discussion includes her either accent being either British or Australian. Zoey is lively, Michael looks a little bored sitting there waiting his turn to sing. The show isn't as advertised & a failure all the way around. Might last 3 episodes. Don't waste your time watching.
Master of None (2015)
Season 3 absolutely horrible in so many ways
This show is incredibly disappointing. No humor. False advertising: "A mature evolution of what we've been doing" Not putting any jokes in a comedy-drama isn't maturing.
Season 3 is unwatchable. It's the sort of production you find from an undergrad who wants too badly to be pretentious, yet lacks the restraint to do it with elegance.
Not the comedy Master of None, but a completely different story just milking off the original title. Not like the original show people loved at all. It's a drama about a character I forgot existed & don't care about. I just can not stay awake watching it. It's a completely different show now. Would not recommend.
Awful & Dull. Just another story about a lesbian couple, but this one moves at a snails pace. Absolutely nothing to to do with seasons 1&2. Should have been a spin-off "directed by Aziz.."
Unless you like watching people fold laundry while dancing for an hour. Only 5 uneven episodes, 35-55 mins each. Full season? Nope. Ten minutes of content stretched out into an hour. Boring.
First two seasons 10+ while Season 3 Less than Zero.
Not really related to first two seasons. You'll see that in the ratings I'm sure -- people will start and not finish. This show used to be funny, now it feels like some forced woke lesson. Maybe @netflix should start making content people actually want to watch again instead of making content for a tiny demographic of ultra woke urban elites.
I've been waiting for season 3 forever. I love aziz so much as a character. So far I've watched the first episode and my thoughts are I didn't like it. It was slow and there was nothing interesting about it. It also felt fake to me. I could tell they were forced unrealistic acting.
Why 4:3 though? No 4K? Horrid & crunchy visually adds nothing. Not artsy. Creative direction of making season 3 technically look and sound horrible as if recorded on a broken 1987 VHS Camcorder.
Was Aziz trying to hit all the woke benchmarks to hack in to awards?
However, music used throughout season 3 is great, as it was for seasons 1&2!!
Without Remorse (2021)
Waste of Time - Very Disappointing
Not like the book at all. Boring. Wasted 2 hours I'll never get back. Guess someone is trying to find work for Michael B Jordan. But this is a Total Failure.
The Serpent (2021)
Boring
Bad accents, storyline moves slooowly; back & forth timeframes add nothing. Don't bother.
Tudo Bem No Natal Que Vem (2020)
Great Christmas Comedy
Fun movie. Yes, like Groundhogs Day. Good job dubbing Portuguese into English.
Little (2019)
Absolutely Boring
Tried to hard to be funny but too long & no continuity.
The Neighborhood (2018)
Juvenile
8th grade humor. GET RID OF THE ANNOYING LAUGH TRACK!! Great Actors, Lousy scripts.