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Beyond Paradise: Episode #2.5 (2024)
Best episode yet
This episode has a much different feel than all that came before. There is a different, darker vibe to this from the first shot. Humphrey was very different in this episode. He wasn't as bumbling as he usually is. I even came to IMDB to see if maybe Kris directed it. Back when MASH owned the airwaves, I could always tell when Alan Alda directed an episode. Hawkeye was different in those episodes.
I hope this series is moving in the direction of this episode. Humphrey needs to grow and become less Inspector Clouseau.
It's also great that we're getting to know more about Esther. I don't the Zoe storyline, but willing to give it time.
Artemis Fowl (2020)
Did they even read the series?
Not only does this movie try to shove 3-4 books into an 1 hour 35 minutes, it doesn't even follow the story. Artemis is not a good kid. When we first meet him in the books, he is a criminal already. One of the amazing things about the series is how Artemis is redeemed by the end of it.
And the relationship being all lovey with his dad? READ THE BOOKS!!
I could go on and on, but why? This movie is horrible and an utter disappointment after waiting so long for someone to make it.
Don't bother if you loved the books.