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The Emoji Movie (2017)
This movie makes me want to die
This movie is the epitome of cancer. Real, actual cancer. I have never sat in a movie theater before and actually thought "I want to kill myself" Why does this movie exist? Who conceptualized it? WHO AUDITIONED FOR IT? WHO PITCHED IT TO SONY? WHY DID SONY AGREE TO THIS?? In conclusion, this movie makes me want to blow my damn brains out every time I think about it. AIDS. Pure AIDS.
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015)
It's A sneezer for the adults, but fun for old sponge bob fans.
Btw. this is my first review! hope you enjoy! I saw this movie a day after it came out. I was excited to see a new sponge bob movie! I kid you not, the time travel scenes did make me feel dizzy. I caught some of the old jokes like "My Leg!" While watching this movie, I enjoyed the superhero forms but I thought it was gonna be like the old episode. I took my little sister to see it and she liked it because of Spongebob characters. I liked the rap battle between the Dolphin and the Seaguls. A nice om-age to Epic Rap Battles of History. It was a very comical experience (I.e. the cannon balls in the bubbles and the ice cream flying out of the shop. All in all, a great movie for the kids, and fun for old sponge bob fans like me