nikosafer Reviews

Don't Breathe (2016)

Best Horror/Thriller Movie of 2016 "Spoiler Free"

[9/10 · 25 August 2016]

Yes ,We got another great modern horror/thriller movie that it was actually scary!

Before i start i will like to mention that this review is Spoiler Free ,i Won't spoil major things of this movie is Best to go see it without knowing a lot and go with a Open Mind.

Directed and Writing by Fede Alvarez who was the director of the remake/reboot Evil Dead movie in 2013 and staring Stephen Lang ,Jane Levy ,Dylan Minnette and Daniel Zovatto.

Story : Is about these thief's who enter a Blind Man's House to steal money ,one of them died by the blind man and the Main Two tried to survive and get out of the house alive ,seeing the main two thief's tried to stay alive ,hiding and get out of the Blind Man's radar it really feels like you are actually in this situation too and the movie is really smart to tell and showing as why the thief's didn't do simple things ,there are a very good reasons and explanation why they didn't do it.

Writing : There's very little dialog in this movie which make's the movie more fun and giving the movie an extra credit to let the acting to the talk ,but the few time that they have dialog it came nature.

Cast : There are only three characters in this movie ,ok there's a 4th character who play Daniel Zovatto but he die and there are some supporting characters but they didn't play a big roll in the movie ,Stephen Lang was amazing and a perfect choice to play the Blind Man he was menacing and really scary ,Jane Levy and Dylan Minnette as Rocky and Alex done a really good job playing the two main characters of this movie.

The only problem i have with the movie and this is a really nitpick was the ending ,i specifically knew already how is going to end which make's it pretty predictable ending.

Overall this a must watch horror movie in the modern days both for casual views and especially fans of horror movies

9/10 4.5/10 90/100 A

Ben-Hur (2016)

Unnecessary Remake of a Classic from the 50's

[2/10 · 17 August 2016]

This is another horrible cash crab remake from Hollywood ,because they get out of a ideas but at the very least tried to make it good?No ,of-cores they didn't care at all.

Before i say anything anything ,i haven't seen the original classic but after i watch this garbage i definitely go to see the original.

The Story : It was very slow to get to the point and they are some plot holes and things they didn't explain very well and also for a story about two brothers and revenge they didn't do good job with it.

CGI : It wasn't impressed ,most scene of the movie are fake and the characters walking behind of green scene The Characters : Most of them are Dull ,Annoying ,Useless and Uninteresting especially the main hero and villain also the acting from the actors and actress didn't help so much ,speaking of which.

Acting & Cast : Horrible for the most part ,they are some actors who give they best in this garbage movie but they were very few and very little in the movie ,the rest of cast they didn't even tried and care.

Music : Oh God there are some piece of music that they take from a famous song that it didn't have anything to do with story and they are just horrible to listening

Overall don't watch it ,come up you all knew this movie will be garbage just watch the original classic

1/5 2/10 20/100 F

The Jungle Book (2016)

SPOILER FREE Review of The Jungle Book (2016)

[10/10 · 8 April 2016]

Is Finally Here ,the remake of the jungle book we being waiting for years and It Was Awesome! Now Before i start 2 things : 1)Yes i know the jungle book haven't being released in all countries ,so i will not spoil every imported details in my spoiler free review for those who haven't seen it yet and you better go with a open mind 2)Keep in Mind That This Is Just My Opinion of this Movie ,if you disagree that fine Now with that out the way let's start 1)The Story : The Remake is A lot closer to book then Animated movie that all you need to know ,Like i said i won't tell imported details in my spoiler free review 2)The Characters : Almost Every Single Actor in this movie was Awesome!! Neel Sethi ,Was amazing as Mowgli for a young kid actor that say a lot Bill Murray ,Perfect Choice to do the voice of Baloo Ben Kingsley ,Was amazing it capture the tone and the voice of Bagheera Idris Elba ,He Nail it as Shere Khan Christopher Walken ,He totally surprise me with he roll as King Louie ,he was great as king louie (I want to talk about more for the rest of other actors but like i said this is a non spoiler review i won't tell more details) 3)The CGI : If think the CGI look terrible think again bro ,The CGI is AMAZING i really fled that i was really in the jungle ,nothing was fake ,nothing it was overly cartoonist ,the animals move like real animals and the lighting and shadows were perfect and finally 4)The Music : For those who like the songs and music from the original animated movie you will be surprise and really happy because they fled and sound like the original soundtrack The Only problem i have with this movie is Scarlett Johansson as Kaa but his is just a nitpick and i can't tell more details of this because i will spoil it Overall this Live-action remake of the jungle book is an amazing film both for kids and for adults A+ 5/5 10/10 95/100 Disney You're Awesome Thank You

Zoolander 2 (2016)

Another Unnecessary Sequel Nowadays

[1/10 · 10 February 2016]

The orange mocha crappuccino of movie sequels.

OK seriously who want it a sequel of Zoolander? There was a group of people that scream to Hollywood to make a sequel of Zoolander? No ,nobody ask for a sequel of Zoolander.NOBODY!!!!

Zoolander no.2 is another unnecessary sequel right next to Ride Along 2, My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 and Dumb and Dumber 2.Is embarrassing, lazy, and aggressively unfunny.

A cavalcade of gags that fall flat and cameo appearances that are more impressive on a look-who-they-got scale than for inspiring any mirth.

Zoolander 2 death-marches its way through a tiresome succession of espionage movie clichés and cameos.

The lack of an interesting new angle and the far-from-razor-sharp script means Stiller's dimwit routine feels stretched this time round and even his usually reliable rapport with Wilson seems deflated.

The Stroy was all over the place and it has no focus

The Characters both New and Old are not interesting,not likable and really unfunny.

The Humor is the same with Ride Along 2, My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 and Dumb and Dumber 2.

Ride Along 2 (2016)

Who ask a sequel for this movie?

[2/10 · 14 January 2016]

Well, i already know one of the worst movies of 2016... in January!!

Easy money for the studio. They will make it back on DVD and online sales & rental with this.

From the makers of a forgettable buddy movie that only the teenagers enjoy this movie sequel, comes the sequel that's it is somehow worse then the first one.The premise of this movie is EXACTLY the same as the first. They might as well call it a remake.

I literally did not laugh once in the first movie.I laughed only once in the sequel. The second one looks worse and it's too bad Kevin hart is letting himself be type casted into these god awful buddy cop movies as the annoying short guy.

I like Kevin Hart,I just can't stand his style of comedy.He is a funny guy, but i'm ALREADY tired of him, and his acting skills are ATROCIOUS. He just screams all of his lines and does the whole over the top, fall on your face "comedy" hat has been done endless times by funnier people.He'll crank out lazy unfunny movies for another 2 or 3 years and then he'll hit the same black hole that everyone ELSE does ,when people tired watching the SAME old thing again and again it became obnoxious.

and i like Ice Cube too but he need to stay out of these movies

Unfunny humor with forced and lazy jokes

Lack of any friendship feel between the characters, is similar to the "reboot" of The Odd Couple.

The Action wasn't fun

The Writing was terrible

Overall this movie was a unfunny waste of time!

2/10 1/5 F

Don't waste your time with movies like these.

the BEST buddy cop action comedy franchise was RUSH HOUR with Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker(even the third one) but stupid kids these days don't know what the yay that is.

and Bad boys

13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi (2016)

It was Good,just Good

[10/10 · 14 January 2016]

Bay's 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi it was a good movie came on Jan and I didn't read the book to know the story.

It had good drama ,action ,characters and they are telling the story good enough from the true story.

It wasn't a masterpiece but i don't think it tried to be ,it just tried to tell the story of 13 hours.

The Action first yeah,yeah it has a lot of explosions but the action was really good and fun for the most parts.

The Drama it was good i really fell sad for the characters and the pain,sorrow and lost and what they have being through.

The Characters play by actors i have never seen them before and the did a very good job.Most of the characters were really likable.

Overall it was just Good (nothing special and nothing horrible) 7/10 3.5/5 B

The Peanuts Movie (2015)

A Really Enjoyable Film from Blue Sky

[8/10 · 3 November 2015]

This Review Will Have A lot of Spoilers! I need to tell you something very important,I haven't read any of the comics and didn't see any of the episodes of Peanuts.In fact i didn't know this cartoon existed until now with the movie.

But i really enjoy this movie.

This movie has to be Blue Sky's Best Film.This is one of the best movies based on cartoon and that come from a guy like me who didn't watch the cartoon and read any of the comics.

So let's see how this movie is great?

1)Story : The Plot every simple ,are main character tried forget he's past life as a loser and tried to a winner to impress the new girl who came in the neighborhood.At first i thought it was going to be cliché , stupid and predictable but when movie goes on and on it wasn't cliché , stupid and predictable at all ,not the ever a little.It was How to Train your Dragon formula they take all those cliché by making them in a way that there really work for a story ever we hear and see the cliché before.The Message for this movie we hear of it before (Never Give Up) ,but i didn't came forced and it has a purpose in the story. (there also the a little side story with Snoopy embarks on his own adventure in a fantasy world. As a World War I flying ace, the lovable beagle pursues his nemesis, the Red Baron, while also trying to win the heart of a beautiful pilot named Fifi.)

10/10

2)Characters : Story isn't enough to make a great movie you also need lot's of great characters.Almost every single one of them are very likable,my favorites is Charlie Brown and Snoopy.There are some characters i didn't like but this is really nitpicking. (a lot of your favorite characters are here) 8/10 3)Animation/CGI/3D : What can i say about it?It looks perfect.They transform the hand-drawn animation to CGI 3D Animation Perfect. (there also hand-drawn scenes)

10/10

4)Music : The music score it is really good (not one of my favorites but still good).Christophe Beck & David Benoit who are the makers of the music did a good job and no stupid pop songs. (well there are some pop songs but there are short and there are not for long)

8/10

5)Humor : Most of the humor and jokes were really funny.Most of them they don't come forced. (there are some part when the humor doesn't work but there are very few of them)

8/10

Overall The Peanuts Movie is a great movie.

8/10 4/5 80/100 A

Furious 7 (2015)

Α Film that Respects Paul Walker

[10/10 · 27 March 2015]

Even i have never see the other Fast & Furious films series to know the story line. Even it has the many Clichés of Action Films. But for what it is,is a Pretty Awesome Film (Especially for the Series)

If you not are fan of this series,that OK (but don't you dare to say something bad about Paul Walker) If you are not familiar of the series i cant help you with that ,all i can do is tell you to see the films series

This film is still on Theaters so i am not going to spoiler most of the middle & the ending because is really worth it to see it with out knowing much.

So what is so good about this film? Let's have a look

Story:This film taking place after Fast & Furious 6 Ending. In this one is about Deckard Shaw seeks revenge against Dominic Toretto and his family for the death of his brother and that is the hull story ,is the hull revenge story cliché and well it really works for this film because the main villain of this film is really good ,you know why is angry and why he want to kill Dominic Toretto and his family the story it has is really sad and you fell so sorry about this guy. speaking of which

Characters:Most are the original actors you like of this series are still here and we also have some new actors in this film and all of them are awesome. But let's talk about the big once (in my opinion) and that is Jason statham & paul walker Jason play as the main new villain of this series it was really cool in this roll,i was a little afraid it was going to sting in the roll of a villain because i have never see him play the roll of a villain but after i watch this film it was awesome in this roll it was a really good choice i enjoy every min of him. Paul play as Brian it was also really good and it was a good thing to see him one last time,i was really worried what are they going to do here because Paul died before will make the news there going to do other Fast & Furious ,to make a film without one one of main actor it was impassable but what they did,they have done amazing job. As for the rest of the others they all great and they did amazing job too. (and as for Nathalie Emmanuel is really hot)

CGI:The CGI is Unbelievably Awesome if i watch this film on 3D it will way more awesome & look really real. This one has the most awesome car chases,the best fight scenes & the most awesome action scenes of this series.(in my opinion) My favorite of them all is when the fall of a plane and they were after a truck with mini-guns.

Overall this new one of this series is in my opinion the best of this series and it is really enjoyable to watch it with friends and 3D when he come on 3D. Even it has a lot of the clichés we see in other action films,it makes something new and fresh to be enjoyable & watchable AND MOST IMPORTANT IT USE PAUL WALKER PERFORMANCE RESPECTFULLY THAT FOR THE FANS IT GOING TO BE WONDERFUL.

5/5 10/10 98/100 and 5 stars and will give it 5 Oscars to use the death Actor Performance respectfully

Frozen Fever (2015)

Really Heartwarming & Charming Short

[8/10 · 14 March 2015]

After 2 years of original movie ,Disney and the directors of Frozen make a short (which i like to call it Movie episode special video)to show as what happen after when Elsa learn to control her powers.

I was really excited to see this short when it first come out ,even this short it was about Elsa tried to give Anna the best celebration for her Birthday ever. I was expecting to see the sequel of Frozen this year but what to end up it wasn't bad at all.

So let's have a look

Story: Well is what i say earlier is about Elsa tried to give Anna the best celebration for her Birthday ever but something goes wrong and by the end everything is fine. As you probably know is Birthday Episode (sort of). The story is little weak because of the cliché (the main character tried he best to make it perfect but something goes wrong and it is in chaos but by the end everything is fine )

Characters: All the Characters are the same except Elsa it has changed before it was the quite and far away character because it was afraid to hurt someone with her power and now is happy, it enjoy what he doing and it has really good relationship with her sister Anna. What a really love of this short is the relationship between with the sisters.

Animation: The Animation is a little better of the movie(not much)for example the girls new dresses look really beautiful and the little tiny snowman's

Songs : The New Songs by Idina Menzel are really good but not as Awesome & Catchy as let it go & love is a open door ,but the new songs of this short they are really Good,Heartwarming and Catchy. My Favorite songs of this short is Touch of Ice.

Overall this short is really Heartwarming ,Charming and really enjoyable to watch it ,is still on Theaters with the live-action remake Cinderella (2015) go ahead and watch you are not going to be disappointing especially if you are a fan,big or huge fan of the frozen movie.

I like the short really much and i am clad to see it ,the strongest point of this short is the relationship between with the sisters. The Only problem i have of this short (is not so big problem for me) the story is a little weak because of the cliché of a Birthday Episode (you know the main character tried he best to make it perfect but something goes wrong and it is in chaos but by the end everything is fine)

i give this short

B+ 4/5 8/10 81/100 and 4 stars

Thanks you Disney

and as for the squeal of Frozen i am really excited to see it when it come out i want more of the relationship between with the sisters,what new adventures will come for are heroes and a new and a really good villain (because Prince Hans as a villain is awful)

Hot Tub Time Machine 2 (2015)

Don't watch Hot Tub Time Machine 2

[1/10 · 20 February 2015]

I have never see the original but i glad i didn't watch it.

What wrong with this film?

1)The Humor :is nothing original or new is the same Humor with some other movies(gross out humor)

2)The Story :This is just 4 guys siting a hot tub all the time and tried to date with young girls,nothing else and is not Funny

3)The Characters :All 4 main Characters are not likable

4)is a gross out humor film : gross out humor never have being funny

Don't waste your time to watch this movie watch instead The Angry Video Game Nerd MOVIE

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015)

Is like the Morden SpongeBob but with CGI

[2/10 · 7 February 2015]

This new Movie of Spongebob Squarepants is awful (is as bad as the first movie in 2004)

What wrong with this movie?

1)This movie is a remake of one original episode of the classic Spongebob Squarepants (i can't remember the name of this episode but is a episode with Spongebob,Patrick,Squidward & Mr Krabs make fun off Sandy because is not a fish, does this give you a idea ?)

2)CGI not only most of this movie is a live-action but also with CGI looks so fake like they make by plastic

3)The humor is BAD (to be honest there are some good jokes in this new movie but they are really few)is like the the Morden Spongebob Squarepants

4)3D ,isn't enough this movie is live-action & CGI ? No it has to be 3D to be worst.(i mean really ?)

5)The Big one has to be with story (and is really bad)it goes like this :A pirate find a magic book to use it to take the Secret Krabby Patty Formula so to make Krabby Patty to sell it to be rich and famous but meanwhile Spongebob and he's friends goes to the surface to take back but in order to this they have to use the magic of the book to be super heroes and is a huge battle to take back Secret Krabby Patty Formula.(so not only this story make no senses but is stupid & lame)

6)The Battles scenes are boring & lame

7)The songs are bad, you though the songs from the Atlantis Squarepantis Episode are bad here are the same.

8)Character are either really stupid or annoying

This movie is a waste of your time don't watch it and don't buy it in DVD (and especially Don't watch it in 3D)

2/10 20/100 1/5 of stars

Asterix and Obelix: Mansion of the Gods (2014)

Asterix : The land of Gods Is amazing movie for every one

[9/10 · 25 December 2014]

After for many years of the disappointing of live action Asterix and Obelix movies and asterix and the vikings we finally got a movie of Asterix and Obelix which is not only totally awesome and they put work here for this one but it finally based of the comic books .

Made by M6 studios this is a 3D animate Asterix and Obelix movie directed by Louis Clichy it was a Animation department for Up and Wall-e and Alexandre Astier it was playing Mordicus of the live action Asterix at the Olympic Games (maybe finally some one say that enough and it take these thing with they own hands)

So What is about the movie lets have a look :

The Story :What the story you made ask it was ,well it was based of the comic books and one of them under the almost same name The Mansions of the Gods made 1973 is about asterix and he's people try to get the Romans back to the homes and out of the there land and this is all about the story ,if some of you don't know about story you should read the comic first after all this film made for the fans of comics but i believe ever for those who have never heard the story before they can follow it in seconds .

The Animation :If some of you have watch asterix and the vikings you might going to really like the Animation for the film using 3D Animation for the locations,characters designs and the backgrounds and all of this look amazing and really real like they are there if you going to see this an 3D do it the animation is amazing .

The Characters :If reads the comics you know all characters if you don't asterix is the smart warrior,obelix is the strong guy,paroramix is the guy who made the magic potion and the list goes on and the voice actors who doing the voices they are great

over all this movie is amazing to watch and it is for everyone and is one of my favorite films of 2014 and one of my favorite asterix and obelix films you should give it a watch and i will give this movie :

9/10 5 stars 95/100 A+

also i give this movie : 10 Oscars for animation 2 Oscars for the voice acting 4 Oscars for the story

& 8 Oscars for the comedy,jokes & humer

also watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVG22xRopgQ&feature=youtu.be Asterix : The land of Gods Reactions & Review

The 7D (2014–2016)

Don't watch 7D

[2/10 · 12 July 2014]

By the first time at see it i know it ,it was going to be awful out side of the Horrible Animation it was boring and really annoying. Why ?

1.The characters the are not the same as the movie,all the seven dwarfs are not enjoyable and likable if in they have very good voice actors,i know the characters i know the personality's but the directors and writers has the mind's to changed everything to make them boring ,but that's is not the worst part the worst part is there's no Snow White & no Prince{has anyone know he name?}(Queen Snow White and the King) but we have Queen Delightful who is she,where it come from and what a new character doing in at story we all know about and it has nothing to do with the story?I don't know and don't care about her is annoying and also we have Grim and Hildy they have nothing to story and the only reason are there is they are the bad guy nothing else.(as for the rest of character they boring)

Doc - is not good anymore thank to the writers to make him awful

Dopey - it was fine with out a voice and noise (why they give him whistle noise WHY?)

Grumpy - is the same as before but it has some really unfunny moment's

Sneezy,Bashful,Happy and Sleepy - not to most about them

2.The plot is like watching Dora the explore

3.The story is :The series takes place in the whimsical world of Jollywood, where Queen Delightful relies on the 7D - Happy, Bashful, Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, Grumpy and Doc - to keep the kingdom in order. Standing in their way are two laughably evil villains, Grim and Hildy Gloom, who plot to take over the kingdom by stealing the magical jewels in the 7D's mine. With seven very distinct personalities, the 7D always manage to save the day and send Grim and Hildy running back to their evil lair to try another day.Man is that LAME!

4.Directors and writers the only reason they make this is for money and they believe the kid's they can watch everything.Well i know Disney Company they need new idea's to make new show and cartoon's and i don't blame them is still the Company who give as great childhood movie,memories and some great show's AND is still their job no other Company give as so great&wonderful memories from a childhood as Disney , but as for the Directors and writers the only thing had in mind is money.(THE DIRECTORS AND THE WRITERS MUST BLAME NOT Disney COMPANY)

I watch the first 2 episode of the show is as boring as it sound 1 episode is Long, Long Winter can you really tried to think what is about ? 2 episode is Itsy Bitsy Spider Fighters get more stupider then that.

Overall Don't watch it is awful and don't let your kids,sisters,brothers or your friends watch it.

Animation F- Story D Plot F Characters F- Writing F-

The Verdict 2/10 F 13/100

Gormiti: The Lords of Nature Return! (2008–2010)

Not that bad

[6/10 · 21 April 2014]

Is not one of the best and is not one of the worst.

Is just 4 kids go to other world to save the universe from evil

Nothing so spectacular the story like i say is OK ,the character are OK ,the action not the best ,the animation is OK ,the are some dumb and idiot moments from the characters and some parts of the animation are not work great (they frozen in some parts).

As for the theme song in season 1&2 is not that bad ,but it not work so well. In season 3 the new theme kick ass

The most annoying thing in the show is when the reptile come to are heroes and scare them.