johan-83-77031 Reviews

Alien Warfare (2019)

You absolutely NEED to see this movie

[26 April 2019]

Just confirming another review. Incredible movie. These actors should be serving napkins in the Oscar nominations to stay unrecognized, so they would be 'boo-saved' The direction is phenomenally absent. The special effects are unprecendented under the lowest level possible, stunning. There is absolutely not one joke that hits. The weapons are incredibely plastic replicates of plastic toys. Even when they let them fall, you hear one breaking, they are the real thing. The uniforms are very well chosen, everyone a different T-shirt. It has to be said, the persons appearing in this movie, contributed with their own clothes.

One should give the movie all credit, making a movie without actors is unseen.

The aliens are so scary, you immediately want to check a youtube tutorial video on arc welding. Also, the people in the alien suits contributed: the brought their own paint spray to keep the grey color on the suit.

In one word: WAW.

PS: I was able to watch it until the end, to really assure me that this is N° 1 worsed movie, in this genre, I've ever watched. It is correct, it IS n° 1.

The Broken Key (2017)

Nice shot, horrible acting, horrible sound

[2/10 · 23 May 2018]

The shots are so nice, the plot has possibilities. But the movie lacks direction, refinement, and certainly money. All the sound is post-synced. The music sounds like a compilation of classical music which starts at the beginning of the film, never is muted, and then the voiceovers are completely out of sync. Even Rutger Hauer has a foreign accent!

Horrible, had to stop after 25 minutes.

Child 44 (2015)

What a movie

[9/10 · 29 August 2015]

This film is, without a doubt, the best movie in it's genre I've seen in a long time. The cast is fabulous, the shots are breathtaking, and , accurate or not, it gives you a taste of that typical hierarchical hypocrisy which exists and or existed in every country since the Middle Ages until now. Only the scenery has changed. This movie is fiction, surely, but its making pulls you into a certain realism you can not escape from. Marvelous. The end scene will surely let tears come into your eyes. Any director who achieves this, is to be honored. Not for action or spectacle addicted movie-fans.

This is a film of which you are sorry it ended.