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Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2024)
Another waste
It took me 7 tries to get through the first 3 episodes. And i dont feel compelled in any way to sit through more.
I tried to watch this because i really enjoyed the 2005 movie, but that this show has shown me is the failure of hollywood. Its just more proof that hollywood is dead, creatively speaking. Nothing original.
Lack of a propper script, lackluster acting...it felt like such a chore to watch this. It offers nothing new, its boring beyond belief. I really can not understand that some reviewers give this a perfect score, maybe i watched something else with the same name.
Would i recommend it?
YES, this is perfect for gitmo to use for extraction of information, otherwise...just let it go, save your time and money, unless you anjoy wasting time and money.
Destruction Los Angeles (2017)
Unwanted
Another unwanted movie, 90 minutes of political correctness, bad acting, worse directing and a horrible...horrible script.
I can not believe someone pitched this to a studio and they saw money making oppertunities.
The Fate of the Furious (2017)
Farfetched beyond belief
In this time of covid i finally have some time to this movie, and to be blunt it sucks...hard. The opening of the movie set the tone for the rest of the movie, Toretto started out as a wannabe gangster robbing trucks and is now considdered a racing god known all over the world. He can take any car he wants and defeat any car he comes across, because its not about the car but the racer.
I facepalmed myself so hard that i know have a week old headache.
It would be best to lay this franchise to rest, its become a show of things that are impossible. In a race you set the motor on fire, just drive backwards and defeat the most fasted car on the island with the slowest. Yes, this actually happens.
This whole movie is stupid and a waste of time, very bad cinematography, no humor, horrific acting and a laughable 'story'.
This franchise has become an insult to tge movie industry. I am done with this entire franchise.
6 Underground (2019)
Crap
Yet another dumpster fire.
Ryan Renolds plays Wade Wilson, or as he is called here 1. I really do not understand the appeal of Ryan, every caracter he plays is the same. Same as in this movie.
The editing is done sloppy, no story, mediocre acting, slow motion where it is not needed.
This movie is a mess, id love to share more but i didnt finish watching because it was utter crap. Save yourself some money and go see something fun.
Doom: Annihilation (2019)
Doomed
Take everything you love about the Doom franchise and forget it. This movie lacks the basic things that make Doom great.
The directing was weak, acting was horrible, vfx sub-par and no Doom guy.
This movie makes me think it was a cheap way to hold on to the movie rights.
Just avoid this and save yourself some time
Captain Marvel (2019)
Anything above 5 stars is biased
With all the hype surrounding this movie you would think you were about to see something special. Well...you are not, the acting of Brie is so cringy that i lose interest everytime she is on screen.
The effects look super, the sound is awesome, but a real movie doesnt need all that. You can make a 10/10 movie with good story, plot, actors and directing. This look like it stars a bunch of robots and was directed by an A.I. develloped at microsoft kids devision.
I read a lot of 'bland', and that is the perfect word to describe it. Bland, boring and too long.
If you give this above 5 stars you have to a sjw brie larson fanboy/girl. Because if this is the future of marvel i am done.
I just gave it 1 stars for effects. Franckly because of Brie Larsons attitude i might have gave it 3 stars, but she insulted me, so 1 star.