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Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey (2020)
Visually amazing, but lacking....
The costumes, hair, sets all AMAZING! I liked the story and premise too. The child actors are great, Journey and Edison. The songs however....torturous to sit through. I actually had to fast forward through many of them. They are not catchy nor inspiring. They actually take away from the movie. They should have cut 50% or more of them and shortened the movie to 90 minutes. The movie is over 2hrs long. I found myself pausing it several times and going and doing other things it was so hard to sit through.
Paperhouse (1988)
Terrible
I dont understand why this movie gets such high praise. It's absolutely terrible. The little girl Anna just shrieks half the movie. I'm sure in the late 80's this seemed progressive and had amazing special effects, but they do not hold up to today at all. This movie is only 93 minutes long and it literally feels like its 3 hours long. Bad acting, terrible special effects. The only thing decent about the movie it some of the story line (little girl drawing fantasy world and it becoming "real") which could be much better.
Knock Knock (2015)
Horrible.
I'm a fan of Keanu Reeves, but HATED this movie. Who the hell let's strangers in their house nowadays? Stupid horny men apparently. Long story short; 2 skanky psycho girls show up on a middle aged man's doorstep while his wife and kids are away. Surprise, surprise they all have a threesome. So predictable and stupid. They claim to be minors (they are clearly at least mid 20's) and trash his house. Things escalate, more predictable. As a woman I found the two women extremely annoying and disappointing. And Keanus character lame, weak and predictable. Horrible ending. Hated this movie.
Mayans M.C. (2018)
Gave up after 2nd episode
I really tried to love this show, but its everything Kurt Sutter said he didn't want it to be. The Latino version of SOA, but with no loyalty and two snitch brothers doing their own thing. Drug running, fighting, shoot outs and riding motorcycles. That's it. If you like shows with action and no substance then this show is for you.