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Zone of the Dead (2009)
A lot of parts did not make sense
This movie could have been good, I wouldn't have been great though.
It is a low budget film, had some good moments but a lot of parts just didn't make any sense.
there's a lot of parts where, the 'super decorated' Mr. Know-it-All ex-military ex-CIA guy, seems like he does not know anything. Then there's a part where he is yelling at a male prisoner, and then when his female com rad tries to yell at the prisoner, he gets all mad at the girl.
The film attempts to link the (real) Chernobyl nuclear accident with zombies....which i assume is their attempt to make this film worthy. which in my opinion, was a silly attempt.
in the beginning, a dude with a bio-suit and chemical gas mask, turns into a zombie...but an old man with a gas mask doesn't...hrm.....a guy kills a zombie by throwing the zombie to the ground, that's all...hrmmmm.... then there's a really weird scene with a female just spasming out from anxiety and simply approaches the zombies, just out of the blue and made no sense. and then there's an attempted funny wanna-be-stunt by the male prisoner, where he does an Asian style John Woo or Chow Yun Fat diving style with gun in hand, that did even have to be done. I mean, it didn't even make sense why he was flying thru the air and diving, because the zombies where kinda far away. and most scenes with diving and guns in hand, are usually done with gun battles and used as a quick out of the corner surprise attack...this dude, didn't have to do a surprise attack hahahahahaha....just funny...and I'm guessing they must have even did high fives after shooting that scene...I actually laughed at the stunt and asking myself why?....at the end, one of the girls simply just disappears...shes like not in the film anymore hahahahaha...she gets saved by some trigger happy wanna-be Rambo dude, with hundreds of zombies around...he saves her from two zombies, and there's hundreds left around her...and then...bammmmmm...where did she go?? did she quit because of lack of funding and her salary wasn't paid? hehehe some reporter dude, decides hes will become heartless and drive off yelling he wont help anyone..but in an earlier scene he is helping other people...again, hrmmmm.....
the acting is bad if not awful, all of the actors. a lot of nonsense scenes, wasted film and filming time...like scenes that just took too long and nonsense talking. odd positioning of actor/actress...
Im guessing the script wasn't solid so they made stuff up as they filmed this movie....which is why there was literally multiple, mountains and oceans of errors in this movie....
just weird man...weird...you would think that professionals would remember certain things....guess not....
if you decide to watch this...you can literally fast forward thru 95% of it....so, question is, why even watch this?
Serious Moonlight (2009)
One day of shooting? could not have been longer, NO WAY!
I will take a wild guess at how much it cost to make and produce this movie....
stage - which includes 'everything' involved in this movie and not including the humans: total spent = $20,000.00. but trust me, it may have even cost them less. The worlds worse low budget B movie probably even cost more then this flick.
paying Meg and Hutton = somewhere in the millions.
this movie has one stage, in the entire film....one stage!!!! 1 freakin place this entire film took place.....at their home! anyone could have done this boring, dull, over exaggerated nonsense film....anyone! zero stars....this movie makes (cable channel) Lifetime look like the Corp Giant in chick flicks....at least most movies on Lifetime has more then 8 people in the entire cast...and even commercials have the ability to show that there are other earthlings walkin this planet and the ability to show more then one place on this wide part of the earth....
oh by the way, u get to look at a toilet for 60% of the movie...yeah, this movie is a total fail.
sorry, truth hurts - to whomever made this flick....
even as a chick flick, (imma dude, watched it with my girlfriend) ...my gf hated it....
this is the most honest review ever in IMDb history...watch it just so can you can say kham_phets review was the truth. im guessing someone up in the movie biz needed some quick cash and wrote up this $3 movie...must suck when a producers suit costs more then the movie hes producing...some of you are just too willing to feed this idea.
The Wolfman (2010)
We've seen this plot in the 80's and 90's
**May reveal plots and standards** This is a straight forward review. This is a good movie. Its just we all have seen it over and over again.
I gave it 5 stars because it is worth seeing (depending on the individual).
1 star because it was well made, 1800's England, things fit well and was done properly. 1 star for Del Toro, Emily Blunt and Hopkins. 1 star for the so so story. 2 stars because it was somewhat enjoyable.
There were no real amazing twists here...your simple 90's style movie. Someone gets killed, someone investigates, and in the end, there's a revenge...basic 80-90's style movie. Everything is predictable, literally. the human to wolf tranformations were kinda cool. So, nothing too special going on here...if u just want to go see this because its a werewolf movie, its an OK film.
don't expect to walk out after the movie, doing backflips and jumping chest bumps, because it wasn't and wont be a classic. Trust me, we've seen this type of movie over and over...and so, here it is again...Is it worth the theatre price?...I don't think so, but its up to you...its just....like i said, we've all seen this plot/storyline over and over again...wait for the DVD? ummm, thats questionable also...wait for it to air on HBO,Showtime etc etc? yeah. but then again...u wont miss anything special if u miss this movie entirely...
Legion (2010)
Don't listen to the good reviews. Seriously
Im unsure how anyone can give a good review on this movie.
I had posted a review a few days ago...but somehow maybe my review got lost in the internet world....
Anyways, yes, this movie purely was not enjoyable.
During the movie, the guy behind me started text msging because he was so bored. I started to have a whisper conversation with my girlfriend. We even had time to determine whats for dinner! She started staring into her slurpy drink, which i assume she found was more enjoyable then this movie. I reached for the remote, to change the channel...but then i snapped out of it, and realized I was in a theatre...i felt like i was watching a movie on TV (notice I didn't say 'cable TV') boring...lil sparks of interest...but boring...
the entire story made no sense....as Micheal came to save humans...why the *--* did he kill the two cops?? yeah, that made sense! As God knows everything, why did he even send Gabriel to fight Micheal? and then Micheal ends up on Gods side again...and resends him back to fight Gabriel??...OK, this movie just said, God only knows a little?? yeah, thats the biggest flop in world movie history!..so if u think about it...there was no point in this movie, after thinking about those two points.
I don't know. I came out after the movie with one question - why did they even make this movie? I gave it 2 stars. 1 for putting money forth to make this nonsense movie. and another star, because I was glad it ended.
Carriers (2009)
I enjoyed this movie
I watched this movie last week, with my girlfriend and her daughter. We sat in silence throughout the entire film.
We didn't sit in silence because its a cannot miss any part of the film or its so exciting, but we sat in silence because it was better then what we had expected.
For a low budget film, its not bad at all. You wont earn any intellectual points or gain any further knowledge about end of world viruses by watching this. But you will enjoy it for its controversial decisions (of the actors played out in the film).
Little scenery, small cast, a lot of desert....as with a low budget movie. but don't let that push u away from giving this movie a chance.
Was enjoyable.
Dragon Hunter (2009)
How does this movie pass to even get on DVD???!!!
Madness overwhelmed when I saw this movie. Literally! I've seen high school Film Class projects better then this craap!
No lie here ladies and gents! this is a nothing movie. the plot seems to start then is forgotten. the entire movie was filmed in someones backyard or forest. the castle was someones front porch. the dragon was CGI and was only shown twice. the outside of the castle shots, was just a poster. cheap? no! worst then cheap. this is poverty film. even adult films put more money in their budgets, honestly! this movie was literally in someones backyard!
Is there anything good to say about this? NO!...I seriously cannot see, understand how anyone can even say anything good about this movie. this is worse then homemade videos. if you enjoyed this movie, im assuming you were drunk or you could have been on some kind of substance.
Message to the friends of the people who made this film: why did you lie to the makers of this film? you should have been honest with the makers, that this movie freakin suuucked! it is full blown awful.
notice i gave it zero stars...which zero is too much already because this movie doesn't deserve to be a movie.
Tasogare Seibei (2002)
quite fascinating movie!
I got this movie, due to the reviews I read. This is one awesome movie! As many has stated, this is not an action flick, there are only 2 fight scenes in the entire movie. the first, no blood shed at all. the second is deadly. I am a huge fan of action/martial arts movies. but this movie sure did satisfied me emotionally. Some parts, or should I say, some personality traits about 'Twilight Seibei', are kind of slow spoken. actually, he emotions are very slow and it helps with the audience. You would have to see the film to understand what I mean by that.
Anyways, if you have not seen this, foreign movie fans, please get it and watch it. I highly recommend it. It dwells in family, love, drama, a little action, and war.
I would have given it a higher rating, but 8 sounds pretty good to me. because some parts went kind of slow yet it works for this flick...so, yes, please get this movie (foreign movie fans).