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Henry Danger (2014)
I Despise This.
I love Dan Schnieder. I have watched Drake and Josh, Victorious, ICarly, The Amanda Show and even Game Shakers. They are all great shows but this one annoys me so much. Where to begin??
1. Acting is terrible
I swear to Lucifer I could punch Jace Norman in the face. He is terrible! He acts how me and my best friend acted in year 2.... I am 16. He sounds and act so annoying and stereotyped. I find him to be a show off "I am Kid Danger now and I have to keep my city safe...." And crap. WE KNOW! The girl who plays Piper is SO cliché. She acts all sassy and acts as if she's the boss and acts as if she can get everything she wants. Pretty much a spoil ed brat who hasn't been brought up right. Don't even get me started about the parents! The only one I particularly liked was Charlotte.
2. Storyline.... Boring and Unactive
*sigh* This is supposed to be a show about superheroes and fighting crime. All I see is a cruel sick joke. One episode Henry Danger has to track down a guy with metal teeth who appears at a wedding. WHAT?! It sounds amazing but it really isn't. Even when he has to take him down all he does is flip him over a table.... CMON! Dora the Explorer has more drama than this show. And there was even one episode where Captin Man couldn't even open a pickle jar.. REALLY?
3. Laugh Track .. JOKES ARN'T FUNNY!
I swear to god every 5 seconds there is a laugh track. When someone is walking through the hall, laugh track. When someone can't get their locker open, laugh track. When someone falls flat on their face, laugh track. Even when Brad dies from getting run over by a bus, laugh track. I wonder how it's gonna play out when it takes place in Brad's funeral. The jokes are boring and uninspired, It didn't make me laugh once, not even a grin. Cringe worthy fart jokes. I would rather watch the return of Barney.
4. Dosn't hold anyone's attention
This is something that all TV shows need to do, hold and get my attention. This did neither. The trailers don't want to make you watch. Even if it did it certainly dos't make me want to keep watching. It isn't interesting, exciting or even amusing so why is it still going?
Even if you love Dan Schnieder there is no way you should watch this! If you like superheroes, action packed drama in every scene and a storyline to keep you hooked. Watch Ant Man.
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (2010)
Bad Lessons to Children
I love MLP! Story is original, teaches us the importance of friendship AND it isn't a cliché. But every time I watch a episode it feels like it is giving us the wrong message. A couple episodes are alright but after time it starts to get on your nerves. First of all The Magic of Friendship. Yes.... I know that the title is "Friendship is Magic" but the end of some episodes make out something like this: "My friends have learned that it's not right to take your friend for grant age" or "It is okay to have more than one friend, and not to get jealous of others" which is OK. But the end of Season 4 and Season 5 were ridiculous statements like "The magic of friendship dosn't just exist in Equestria, it exists everywhere, we are special because we have special amulets and can magically transform into other mythical creatures." NO. I am annoyed that they did that but one episode really pushed the buttons, at the season finale of MLP, Twilight says to Starlight Glimmer "You may not recognise how important my friends are to Equestria, but they are! Without them Equestria will fall" and stuff. So Twilight is pretty much saying to little girls that my friends are much more important than yours and without my friends the world is doomed. This is not a good lesson for my daughter (Blake) to follow.
If you Brownies want to sit down and watch MLP go ahead but I am not letting my child watch this because of its terrible lessons it gives to my child.
The Last Airbender (2010)
The second I saw the trailer I knew this was going to screw up
This movie is crap, they turned something beautiful into a piece of s***. They picked the worse actors, they took out the Kyiohsi Warriors (soz if I spell it wrong), they made the Firelord seem like a nice guy who was having a bit of a bad day. I'll give this a 2/10 due to the effects they used. I could make this movie with some cardboard cutouts and a cam recorder. I swear the way they pronounced Aang I almost lost my mind. And why make the person read when you could narrate ? Ffs I feel sorry for Nickelodeon for having to give up the rights to something amazing to turn it into... This! To sum up, this movie was wasted, it could of had full potential but no.... They f***ed up all the lines in this movie, Aang was a retard, and if you had to jump off a cliff and watch this movie... Choose the cliff.