Maybe it's unfair of me to review a movie I didn't finish watching, but I just see it as a marker of its poor quality. To sum it up, this movie was boring, the characters were unlikable, most of the acting was flat, and it was way too slowly paced.
I feel like I need to make a special note about how much I hated Dale. He was selfish and an obnoxious jerk and I spent what time I did watch the movie really wanting someone to punch him. (Alas, if there was punching, I was unable to get to it.) He only thinks of himself and his own fame and reliving the glory days the WHOLE TIME. There doesn't seem to be a single moment he thinks about something other than himself and his own fame and it just ticks me off. The voice acting was pretty lifeless, which didn't do any favors towards making me like this character.
Chip was slightly better, at least at first because he is just so done with everything happening. The deadpan seems more intentional and funny. But then the deadpan performance continues in supposed to be serious emotional events (a fake out death scene that I won't go into further detail about) which makes him also just uncharismatic. Never quite as hateable as Dale but a far cry from likeable.
So the two leads are already uninspiring to me. And then it's just made worse by the weird pacing choices. I won't go into details, but the two find the villain and reveal the plot halfway through the movie.
Coupling with this, it felt like a really long movie in general. After the reveal of the villain I said "well that was boring but at least it's pretty much over now" only to look at the runtime and realize I WAS ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH. With the mystery solved already and NO investment in the leads with half the movie still to go, that's when I decided to call it quits.
I feel like I need to make a special note about how much I hated Dale. He was selfish and an obnoxious jerk and I spent what time I did watch the movie really wanting someone to punch him. (Alas, if there was punching, I was unable to get to it.) He only thinks of himself and his own fame and reliving the glory days the WHOLE TIME. There doesn't seem to be a single moment he thinks about something other than himself and his own fame and it just ticks me off. The voice acting was pretty lifeless, which didn't do any favors towards making me like this character.
Chip was slightly better, at least at first because he is just so done with everything happening. The deadpan seems more intentional and funny. But then the deadpan performance continues in supposed to be serious emotional events (a fake out death scene that I won't go into further detail about) which makes him also just uncharismatic. Never quite as hateable as Dale but a far cry from likeable.
So the two leads are already uninspiring to me. And then it's just made worse by the weird pacing choices. I won't go into details, but the two find the villain and reveal the plot halfway through the movie.
Coupling with this, it felt like a really long movie in general. After the reveal of the villain I said "well that was boring but at least it's pretty much over now" only to look at the runtime and realize I WAS ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH. With the mystery solved already and NO investment in the leads with half the movie still to go, that's when I decided to call it quits.
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