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Jug Face (2013)

Run Girl Run

[10/10 · 23 March 2021]

That's what I kept saying to the screen. Ada almost got away but that didn't happen. I loved when her father brought her back home and her unhinged mother yelled at her saying only they her family really care about her as they proceed to torture and whip her. A really different kind of horror story but I felt more sorry for Ada whose family were more horrific than any demon in a hole. In a weird way. I felt relief at the end that she was finally "free". BTW I thought all of the actors were amazing especially the girl playing Ada. It's one of those movies you won't forget.

Wolf Creek 2 (2013)

Love John Jarrett

[10/10 · 16 February 2021]

I loved both Wolf Creek 1 and 2! Just found out there will be a Wolf Creek 3! So excited. I love John as Mick Taylor. Super amazingly scary! He is such a great actor. Thank God for you John. There are so many bad horror movies out there. Maybe someday you can do something with Rob Zombie! If I ever get to Australia I would Love to meet you. Love, Barbara

Pulled to Hell (2019)

Loved This Movie!

[10/10 · 2 December 2020]

I thought the movie ran a little long and wanted Tom O'Donnell's killer character more developed. But the movie was wonderfully gruesome and very suspenseful. I would love to see a Pull 2 with Tom's character speaking and back to torment! Also loved the Christmas music in it at the scariest torture times. The cannibalism was also a great part of the movie. This movie had it all!

Perfect Skin (2018)

Captivating

[10/10 · 29 March 2020]

This is an amazing movie. The two main actors, Katia and Bob are just mindblowing. This movie is more than just a horror movie. It delves into the dark beauty of body modification and how it not just physically but mentally transformed Katia. Bob although he initially forces Katia to accept his extreme transformations of her, the more she is transformed, the more she is in awe and accepting of it. Bob, a very unhappily married man, escapes into his dark world making Katia his work of art. In the end, he truly fell in love with her. As dark as this movie is, it is equally beautiful in a very special way.

By Any Means (2017)

The New Superstar by Any Means

[10/10 · 19 January 2020]

Wow. What s great movie with a very unexpected ending! Frank also had Me fooled. Him being drop-dead gorgeous certainly helped his credibility. Why didn't Mimi tell the Police Frank had her locked up and tied up in the basement all those days? And the ending with Frank becoming a superstar with his own show and Mimi's agent!! Do you think the agent was in with him the whole time? After all Mimi was kinda losing her edge.

The Isle (2018)

Song to the Siren

[10/10 · 31 December 2019]

What a darkly beautiful movie. The scenery is breathtaking with a mesmerizing story. The song that the siren sings what is it? Who sings it? Can I get it someplace? Its beyond breathtaking. I see Tom Kane is the composer but need more info. Deadly gorgeous.

The Odds (2018)

Loved It

[10/10 · 24 December 2019]

What a great movie. The two main characters were amazing. I could see this was a low budget movie but the acting was brilliant. Her desperation and his calm cool insane manner kept me on the edge of seat. I loved how as the challenges got tougher he would calm her and convince her she could complete them. After every horrid challenge he would bandage and take care of her. He was making her fall for him except towards the end. She was a damaged woman who in the end became stronger than she could have ever imagined. Also have to say that guy is so cute even though he was evil and insane. A movie definitely worth watching.

Psychopaths (2017)

Let Me Call You Sweetheart

[7/10 · 13 October 2019]

Yeah. This movie was all about loonies that escaped the asylum and the characters were great. I really loved Ashley Bell and her "conversation" between her sweet persona and her evil persona. After all. She is a "good person!" All while her slashed up victim is listening and trying to "survive". Also loved the morbid Blondie. Such cool evil. Loved the Freddie Kruger hands she gave her victim. Also the movie had a really cool retro vibe. Something different. Looking forward to more from this Director. Stay Original.

GMA3: Strahan, Sara & Keke (2018– )

Show Sucks Big Time

[30 July 2019]

I am forced to kinda view it as my work lunchroom tunes it in but what the hell is this? I like Michael but that Sara person is beyond annoying. She just left to have a baby and like a week or so later her boring self is Back probably scared they are replacing her. And how much are they paying that audience to whoop and holla! Lolllll. Wish Michael could get a better gig. He's paid his time spent with bad blah co- hosts.

Scars of Xavier (2017)

Marc Engel is Mesmerizing!

[10/10 · 28 July 2019]

What a masterpiece. In all of its horrificness this movie was a darkly beautiful work of art. I felt like I was in the mind of Xavier being drawn in deeper and deeper. I really hope there will be a Part 2! Cannot get enough of Xavier and what an amazing actor Marc is! Cannot stop thinking about him. Need more!

No Escape Room (2018 TV Movie)

No escape Ending

[5/10 · 2 January 2019]

Okay. So the movie could have been better and what I figure happened was first of all the tea contained some sort of hallucinogen thereby explaining the painting that led to the lake with woman and chains and the other weird monster sounds and the one woman watching herself try to escape the room, etc. The ending when father and daughter are back in diner and then to car with yet another lock was them really still being in the game at the house tricking them to believe they escaped. They will NEVER escape and will spend the rest of their lives trying to survive the house.

Waxwork (1988)

Funny and Sexy - In a Scary Way

[10/10 · 11 February 2012]

I thought the movie was scary, funny AND sexy, especially the Marquis de Sade part. That actor J. Kenneth Campbell is HOT! Portraying an evil person in such an erotic way was very different and VERY exciting (to me anyway) -- and his hair was PERFECT. HOWEVER, why did he have an English accent? Wasn't it an English accent? You know what, who cares! He's hot! ALSO, loved watching him sword fight. I just wish the parts with him in them were longer. I've seen many "House of Wax", etc. movies that are similar but this one was so cool because the people actually went into the wax scenes. And that guy on the table with the half-eaten leg! Yeah, it was actually funny! I also saw the Waxworks II movie and thought it was funny but where was the Marquis?? Definitely LOVED this movie better.