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Primal (2007)
This movie was horrible
I saw the screener for this and bored out of my mind is the only way to put it. A story that makes no sense. The closet thing to subplot this "movie" had was only briefly brought up, more to fill time than anything else and mostly nonsensical and lacking any bases on reality. Not to mention why show us a monster at all if its going to look so bad. The problem is this film isn't even good in the cheesy b-movie horror movie way. Its hard to even laugh at this kind of trash. This "movie" takes itself to serious. This "movie" Lacking entertainment, logic or cohesion should be considered unwatchable. If a "movie" was gonna suck SO SO bad they should have done us the courtesy of showing us the boobs. This "movie" gets a 1 from me only because the lack of a zero star rating.