stupidmunk Reviews

Date Movie (2006)

Fart Jokes

[2/10 · 17 February 2006]

This movie was a lot like Junor High. A lot of stupid fart jokes. they tried way too hard to push a joke through. there was a part when they were making fun of "Meet the Parents" cat jinx, and how he can use the toilet. it ended up with the cat taking a 2 minute long dump. i can see an adolescent laughing the whole time, but i require something more. another thing that bothered me was the fact that it was only rated pg-13. with all the sexual innuendo and drug references used i was kind of surprised with it. they could have easily dropped and couple of f*bombs and pushed the mark, but then you loose the target audience. a lot of the jokes were pointless and very repetitive. the same joke beating to death till you wished the movie was done. i wouldn't even waste money renting it.

Saw II (2005)

Too Gory for Popcorn

[8/10 · 28 October 2005]

This movie has just mad a quantum leap in horror films. after watching this movie i had the chills walking to my car, and lets say that i more than enjoy a scary movie. this movie kept me up for at least and hour after watching it. it was one of those movies were you cant let it out of your mind.

The movie had one of the best openings that i have seen in a long time. after a few minutes into the movie i had to put down my popcorn. i don't have a weak stomach and this movie got me to put down my popcorn, that is huge.

With a great blend of suspense, acting, and oh yes there was a lot of blood. this movie great deserves another watch, i would pay to see this movie a couple of times. not to mention one of the best twists i have seen in a movie. i would say 2nd best ending i have seen in a movie.(#1 was Fight Club). you definitely have to see this movie.

The Fog (2005)

The Fog left me in the fog???

[4/10 · 14 October 2005]

this movie had a good way to start off. the classic old start off with a scary scene that you have no idea whats going on them cut to a happy present time with a beautiful women starting the day off with one of her old routine that you soon find out to love. then you meet the minor characters in a pan of quick shots to show the scenery with a calm soothing melody in the background. had a good story but no explanation. i was left thinking, "What just happened." with the cliché movie parts and quick ending i was left wanting. the graphics were pretty good and got my heart going a little bit in the end. plus there were one or two spots in the movie were i even might have jumped it i didn't see the clip in the trailers or teasers on TV.

Transporter 2 (2005)

Worst movie ever

[1/10 · 2 September 2005]

This movie was the worst movie i had ever seen. it is even worse than the movie with no plot to it Napolean Dynamite, (people who like have not taste in movies). i almost got up and left the screening for it before it came out but had to watch it to see if there was a moment were the plot actually made sense. with short sighted character development and a very under written plot the movie had and excuse for the main character to achieve impossible stunts with unimpressive Computer Graphics. This movie also had all the bad clichés that all the movies you hate had. the fist one had and original plot this one was a poor movie that had virtually not acting ability from any character. Did Jason Statham really care about his career when he said yes to this movie?