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12 Rounds (2009)
I would rather watch Dooley's Day Out videos than this crap film!!
The word 'crap' is the only word I can say about this movie as Cena once again is portrayed as 'SuperCena' for some odd reason. Like I said in my summary, I would rather watch Dooley's Day Out than this crap. No actually, watch DDO all day and night.
Cena just needs to stop making these stupid films as it makes John McClain (from Die Hard) and other legendary action stars look like a complete and utter joke.
I highly recommend you to go on Jappercake on YouTube to watch DDO as there is a lot of banter and jokes that have been applied to his videos so please for the love of God watch DDO.
The Marine (2006)
John Cena is not the new Die Hard!!
John Cena is portrayed as some next up terminator in this film. Back then it was WWE's way of portraying Cena as a superhero (even nowadays).
The first scene of the film, Cena is in Iraq where he is a one man army against the Taliban.
There's a part where this guy survives an explosion in the gas station scene. I'm wondering how is he still alive from this as there are hardly any scars or marks on him as well as him getting up so quickly.
Another scene was him in a police car as his wife is kidnapped by these bank robbers so he chases after them. Two of the bank robbers fire at him, but they can't manage to hit this guy. They only shoot the police car's. The car soon begins to go up in flames and then Cena jumps out for the car to then explode. This makes Cena land in the river.
Next, Cena battles the robbers again and they manage to escape some next up house. One of the guys shoot a gas pipe for it to then explode the whole house. Guess what, "Super Cena survives that by jumping out with another huge explosion.
After, Cena jumps onto a truck for where his wife is on, then gets hit by a bunch of wooden houses. SO UNREALISTIC.
The summary is that "Super Cena" is not a superhero in this film and he'll never be an action film legend.