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John and the Hole (2021)
Stupid, made no sense, beloved by the pretentious
Let me start with a spoiler: the movie's long, boring, and makes no sense. Skinny, 13 year-old John finds a the opening to concrete bunker that goes deep into his parent's property. He decides to drug his family (mom, dad, older sister) and lower them to the bottom of the bunker. (No explanation is given for how a scrawny 13 year-old got them all, one by one, from the house, thru the woods to the hole, then lowered them all to the bottom of it without killing them). The movie meanders on showing the family lying at the bottom of the hole from time to time, but mostly scenes of John doing boring things around the house, after a few days he lowers a ladder down the hole, the family climbs out, next scene they're all dressed for dinner and eating as though nothing ever happened, THE END.
Shame on all those rating this movie higher than two stars. Especially those that gave it five or more and tried to give some pretentious explanation for why the movie was good and for what it was "really" about. Rather than admit it was really too long, really boring, and really made no sense.
Black Box (2020)
GREAT
Fans of Netflix's Black Mirror will definitely feel at home with this one. I read a few of the other reviews in which it was stated this was not a horror movie...HELLO? The upside down crawling man??? Maybe I'm a wimp, but it made me jump when he first appeared. Anyhow, the great acting, great story, and the plot twists - Ten stars for me.
Saved by the Bell (2020)
GREATNESS!!!
To all of you that just didn't *get* this masterpiece, I'm sorry for you. Ten enthusiastic stars!!!
1BR (2019)
Boring and Predictable
When I find movies like this being given such good reader reviews I'm tempted to think there must be lot of shills out there hired by the studios or somebody. Anybody that can't watch 15 minutes of this movie and not guess the middle and the end hasn't seen movies of this type for the past 15 - 20 years. It was THAT predictable.