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My Date with Drew (2004)
This is the cutest movie EVER!
I've had a very bad day today. I just finished watching this movie and I'm in a VERY good mood now! It was exactly the kind of movie I needed to see! Life keeps giving you crap and things might seem hopeless, but if you just stick to it and don't give up everything will eventually get better. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! DON'T GIVE UP! <- This is basically what the movie is about. It's so SO cute! This guy buys a camcorder from Circuit City for the $1100 he won at a game show. The winning answer at that game show was Drews name! He's going to return the camera before the 30 days are up (for a refund), and we're following him step by step as he tries to get in touch with ANYONE who can set him up with Drew. It's so romantic I think I'm going to melt! It's (of course) incredibly difficult to get close to celebs and it really seems IMPOSSIBLE to get a date with someone as famous as Drew, but he didn't give up! I ADORE the main guy's personality. He's so cute and funny and seems to be pretty smart. Just like Drew. I think this movie is absolutely WONDERFUL and spreads a good message. We need more movies like this! I couldn't stop smiling all through it, and I honestly couldn't sit still at certain parts because it was so exciting! You can really see that the main person is ECSTATIC when he keeps getting closer and closer to talking to Drew. This isn't acting, this is genuine... and that's why I love it! That psychic is right, by the way, he really is like a child in many ways, and that's good! I RECOMMEND THIS MOVIE TO ALL! No matter if you're male or female! You'll LOVE IT!! :)
Spanking the Monkey (1994)
Trash
Saw it on HBO2. I don't have anything to say except it's an awful movie. Don't rent it. Whoever is responsible for creating this trash should be banned from future movies. The movie is basically trying to get people to speculate on incest. It has nothing to do with the title, and I'm pretty sure most people don't think the way the characters do in this movie. Overall a very bad attempt to get the general public to accept the movie makers fetish. I wouldn't recommend this movie to anyone, not even my enemies. It's filthy and disgusting and leaves you with a sick feeling when the movie is over. Please excuse me, I think I have to vomit.
EuroTrip (2004)
The lamest movie of 2k4
Movie recently showed on HBO. I had nothing better to do so I decided to watch. Well after about 2 minutes it became apparent that this was a movie created by a 45 year old pervert who needed some quick cash. Do not watch it if you get easily annoyed. It will make your brain hurt! Movie is nothing but lame sex jokes and contain so much nudity (male/female) I was about to throw up at least twice... There is no plot, no story, the main characters act like 15 year olds all through the movie... They all want to get laid and they complain about it in every scene. Of course before the movie ends they all get some. The End! *Roll eyes* Oh and some other things I really didn't like was: 1) the little kid who they made look like Adolf Hitler (Come on now, that has been done over and over and it's getting kind of old by now don't you think?) World War II ended 60 years ago. Time to move on. 2) When the photo-dude went and bought some film in the camera store, the girl behind the counter took him out back and gave him a blowjob literally 2 minutes after they met. What the heck? Is she a prostitute? I don't think *any* girl would appreciate this movie at all. They really look at women as if they were objects... (I am a guy) Worst movie EVER!