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The Devil's Tail (2021)
An anthology of Garbage
This movie not only fails to tell you it's gonna be an anthology in the description but the overarching frame story of the hospital isn't good and bares next to no actual connection to the other included stories. I think maybe the people in the stories might be patients of the hospital but I'm not even sure. In any event the stories suck, have a hint of a feminist undertone and a major dollop of "people are cruel", and the only vaguely scary bit is the burned ghost guy on the poster who is only in the movie for maybe 5 minutes. It also has an ending that I think is supposed to be a twist but just comes off as confusing and bland. DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME!
Water (2019)
Total Garbage
A house becomes haunted after a woman died in the pool while confronting her cheating husband in the first 5 min of the movie. Her ghost then lashes out at anybody who makes the mistake of getting near any source of water on the property. Simple enough premise with some potential for a decent scare movie...however, the story is ruined by the fact that EVERYTHING else in this movie is HORRIBLE! Ponderous pacing, poor direction, an abrupt head-scratcher of an ending, bad acting, and some of the worst dialogue I have ever heard in a movie! Seriously, the dialogue is so bad I have to think this movie was written by Martians who had no idea how humans are supposed to act! AVOID AT ALL COSTS!