Actually, giving this one a 1 is a gift. On a scale of 1 to 10, this is actually a "negative infinity".
Absolutely everything about this is horrible---the premise, the acting, the direction, the script, the special effects, etc. Just the most terrible film you could possibly imagine. After watching it for a few minutes, you only keep watching in amazement at how horrifically bad it is---in every imaginable aspect. Every----imaginable----aspect.
Even the actors aren't buying into it. There ought to be a law preventing this kind of a movie being made as an affront to humanity---- like, as a species we should be ashamed that any example of our common DNA could possibly produce such a product. I usually am opposed to capitol punishment, but I would make an exception for everyone involved in this project, except that most states that have the death penalty usually try to make it either quick or painless, and in the case of this movie----it should be painful and slow.
Perhaps shoving everyone involved into a swimming pool, and releasing some REAL sharks. But file down their teeth a little first, so there are no quick deaths. They need to gnaw on them for a few days. Something like that----oh, and film it. It would be better than this movie!
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