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Black Lagoon (2006)
Would have been a 10 but season 2 is crap
Season two unfortunately kills a great series with it going from hollywood action blockbuster action to a segal film. The second seasons writing not only is lower quality but character arcs as well. It makes the team you come to love turn into completely different people. Roberta the maid is so over the top that it ruins the show. She has plot armor, literal plot armor and her death and ending make the whole story arc pointless. Rock becomes so sort of savant who predicts everything instead of realistically embracing roana pur. They also make two new obnoxious characters in second season that utterly useless filler.
The VVitch: A New-England Folktale (2015)
Craptastic period peice.
Weak delivery, terrible plot twists, complete lack of exposition or motivation to wanna see the entire film. If gross stuff creeps you out I guess it could attempt to be scary.
Britannia (2017)
Great story, wonderful cast
Fantastical look at the second Roman incursion into the Britain. Portrays possible political intrigue of the druid class and the Roman's are portrayed accurately and this show is wrapped in a woke package like most current shows.
Diabolical (2022)
Great show. Minus episode 5.
Akwafina needs to not be allowed to touch anything of quality. A talking poo? That's the dumbest and already been done by South park. Pathetic. Otherwise this is a good show.
Grizzly Man (2005)
Hilarious!
A hilarious watch. Sad the woman died. Dude totally has it coming. A funny in a dark humor story where idiot activists get there just desserts and the bears do too.
The Book of Boba Fett (2021)
Lots of hate for a decent show
This show is written in the style of Mando. Like a western, it's not made for people who only need flashing lights and splosions. Sad to see my fellow star wars fans fall so far. The reviews here are just pathetic trolls. Watch the show.
Dhindora (2021)
Keep this refuse where it came from.
This is another garbage movie from the world's dirtiest garbage pile. Keep it to yourselves. We don't need this low brow garbage filling our feeds. Stupid stupid stupid film.
Encounter (2021)
It's like 7-11 decided to make a invasion film
Terrible terrible terrible. Don't waste your time. No aliens. Just PTSD, from an unrealistic portrayal of an an American marine dealing with PTSD. This "diverse" cast checks all boxes in this snoozefest. Cliche, boring, and written like a back alley Mumbai snuff film.
Cowboy Bebop (2021)
And... cancelled after one season.
If the idiots at netflix and whoever casted this would have stayed true to the Anime this would have been a wonderful adaption. This was obviously made by people who didn't care about the anime. Or even watched it.
Carlos Ballarta: Falso Profeta (2021)
What a pile of crap.
Another one of netflix's Comedian washout. Seriously? Can you guys not find new funny comics that aren't a left stereotype? Even leaving politics aside.. the audience in this special is being forced to laugh. The cringe fest here is a snoozer.
Popeye (1980)
A hidden gem of a musical.
Robin Williams in his only live action musical. His portrayal of popeye is phenomenal, with Shelly Duvall capturing olive oyle perfectly. The songs are fun, good way for kids and old folks to enjoy something together. Don't let the theatre snobs turn you away.
8-Bit Christmas (2021)
It's a blatant ripoff of a Christmas story.
Set in the 80's this story tells of a boy trying to get his red rider bee bee gun I mean nintendo. They changed genders on some characters and smashed in some woke BS that never happened in the 80's. This was a real let down that this is a total rip off of a Christmas movie. I love the 80's being born in the decade. This was a tired reboot at best. Neil Patrick Harris was cringe af.
Teenage Euthanasia (2021)
Adult swim. A shell of its past glory.
Another garbage animated show attempting to rehash other shows comedy. Is it really that hard to come up with original humor or creative writing. Hot garbage you should pass on.
Ojing-eo geim (2021)
Lackluster, a game that doesn't follow its own rules.
The first episode is absolutely ridiculous and enjoyable but this is so horribly filmed. People that are shot for red light greenlight didn't move and those that did didn't get shot. If your gonna make the game high stakes at least FILM the correct actors/extras.
Star Wars: Visions (2021)
Not all animation is created equal.
What a mixed bag. Some of these are amazing, would love to see these even get canonized. But some.. wtf were they thinking? Twins and tattooine rhapsody are the two that standout as absolute droll boring garbage. Others like the duel are beautiful and well drawn.
Half Brothers (2020)
More films need to be made like this!
It's simply refreshing to see a movie that is enjoyable for everyone to watch. Has a great message, fantastic acting, is very well written. Finally a movie not used as a political platform for woke ideals.
The Green Knight (2021)
Another check box film, ruins the source material.
If you were expecting a tale of courage and honor don't look here. This film is just a self felating art project the director thought they could check a few diversity boxes with. Dev Patel, not a bad actor, but wtf?? I'm sure there were so many Indian men in the time of king Arthur. Film had many visual elements just thrown in for eye candy, plot lacked continuity and it's like the actors knew this was a dumpster fire.
Pulp Fiction (1994)
One of the greatest films of all time.
If you haven't seen this, you've been living on the outskirts of society with no TV for 30 years. It's a quintessential film to watch. They don't make movies as good as this anymore. Cinematography,screenwriting,dialogue, cannot be beat.
Doom Patrol (2019)
Finally! DC made an amazing super hero show.
Sarcasm and dark humor abound. Every super hero cliche poked and prodded at. Being a doom patrol fan they actually did this like they CARE about the source material. BRENDON FRASIER IS BACK BABY. SO HILARIOUS AS ROBOTMAN.
America: The Motion Picture (2021)
Disappointing,imbecile, and infantile.
Really was looking forward to a team America sequel comedy with lots of laughs regarding American history, the revolutionary War, the founding fathers, and American icons. Instead I got a half assed attempt at satire. This is just pathetic, the jokes don't make sense if they have any thought put into them. I tried watching this stoned.. what a let down. Other jokes rely on imbecile infantile humor.
Shûmatsu no Valkyrie (2021)
PREDICTABLE..come tf on Netflix!
Seriously? Great premise for a fight anime that's why this anime is not getting a 1 star rating. It doesn't get any higher than 3 stars due to the fact this show tries to pit historical characters against gods across history and various cultures. Cool? Sure. But then it's pretty much well, wtf is the point? Gonna pit humans that defied the gods etc like Adam? Sure. But then you pit Hercules. One of humanities greatest heroes as a bad guy and put him vs jack the ripper? Wtf. Won't be watching season 2. Don't recommend this one either.
Army of the Dead (2021)
Give up Zack snyder.
Snyder. This is literally the easiest form of film style to do and you can't even get it right. This film has tons of woke cringey moments. Very little character development and probably the dumbest writing I have seen of late. People do not even behave like real people, the zombie can outrun a helicopter?? Clots see any bipedal Han outrun a helicopter. Ffs give up Zack snyder.