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Guard Dog (2015)
So heartwarming it'll make you cry
I was watching this whilst sick in hospital, it reminded me of when I was a kid and had an imaginary friend. This film is an inspiration to the both young and older generation.
How Not to Work & Claim Benefits: (and Other Useful Information for Wasters) (2016)
Hilariously disturbing
It's literally the Donnie Darko version of the British slapstick sitcom TV series Bottom only the title character narrates the throughout the film just like in Fight Club.
If you've watched the Bottom TV series and liked the films Donnie Darko and Fight Club then you'll definitely love this.
You're never alone with Schizophrenia.
Horns (2013)
If you love creepy stuff, this is a movie you don't want to miss!
If you've not seen the Exorcist, the Shining or A Nightmare On Elm Street, don't watch it. It didn't scare me but I found it sad that a best friend was betrayed and framed and a terminally ill adolescent was assaulted and murdered. I felt relief that the protagonist got vengeance on the antagonist. Good movie!
Swiss Army Man (2016)
Fantastically funny!
Great performances by Dano & Radcliffe.
I found the Radcliffe's compass penis and flatulence speedboat hilarious.
I was quite disappointed that Dano's character didn't get together with the woman he loved though and she appeared to be married with a daughter but otherwise, this was a truly brilliant buddy comedy.
Bedazzled (2000)
Really interesting and funny
I'm honestly not a huge fan of Brandon Fraser and find him irritating but I gave this movie a try as I was very bored and I actually found it really good. Brandon Fraser was actually funny in this movie and the movie turned out to be worth a watch. If you've seen Click or Freaky Friday, this is definitely a movie for you!
Bogus (1996)
This movie will make you both laugh and cry
Such a heartwarming story about friendship and life's true values. What an amazing film! This is definitely a "do not miss".
Killer Joe (2011)
*** Contains spoilers *** Absolutely disgusting and disturbing
If you want to avoid Post-traumatic Stress Disorder, do NOT watch this movie. Dottie is a minor in the film and she has sex with an adult man. Another part of the movie that made me really sick was watching Matthew McConaughey forcing Gina's character to perform oral sex on a piece of chicken on Matthew's crotch making it look like he was getting oral sex. If people wanted to see sex they would watch porn not a movie.
This movie receives a bad rating from me. I was left disturbed after watching this movie.
Terminator Genisys (2015)
*** Contains spoiler *** Interesting but not promising
It was great to see Arnold Schwarzenegger again but the story with John Connor was a bit over the top and ridiculous. If you're a fan of Terminator then do watch it but be surprised.
I never thought in a million years that John Connor would actually turn out to be an enemy and a terminator himself. The character of John Connor was absolutely terrible. And since when did John started liking Skynet?
Another part that ruined the film for me was Sarah having a "father daughter" relationship with a T-800 terminator. Sarah has always been scared of and hated terminators.
How is Kyle Reese even alive? He is supposed to be dead.