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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)
multi crap not multiverse
Sick to the back teeth with marvel, the last 3 or 4 films have turned into utter crap, its beyond a joke now,just churning out boring rubbish time after time.
White Elephant (2022)
so bad
Its just a steaming pile of dogs 💩, from start to finish.terrible plot.pathetic action sceens,crap acting boring predictable .just dont waste your time watching this.
Death on the Nile (2022)
so bad
The first brannagh effort was total rubbish,this one just pushes 💩 to the next level,everything about this adaptation is just wrong wrong wrong,its rubbish.
Pulp Fiction (1994)
😴😴
Like all of tarantinos films,they're just a load of stolen ideas and images of other films,but together to resemble something that people think is original,the bloke could'nt come up with an original film concept if he tried.
Lazy Susan (2019)
zzzzz
The bbc's obsession with unfunny women continues,boring is the only words to describe this utter dogs 💩 of a programme.it only gets a one because theres no 0 you can use.
Stay Close (2021)
jimmys eyebrows
Not bad,but nowt exciting or new,woman goes missing for 17 years then turns back up and everybody still knows her,the whole series is so full of plot holes its annoying,then you've got the billy elliott school of hitmen and the kids that you could just slap to bits the dippy husband to be,the cry baby ex boyfriend,the muderer who's been at it for 17 year,with an underground dumping place for the bodies right next to a local beauty spot that no ones ever found and of course the numpty cops,who never know until the end.....as usual.
Bermuda Triangle Revealed: The Devil's Graveyards (2014)
bye bye
What an utter heap of crap,do not watch this absolute dogs dinner of a docunentry,film or whatever it is,if the fate of the planet was in these peoples hands,thats us gone,simple as.
The Green Knight (2021)
boring boring boring
An absolute dogs dinner of a film,dont bother wasting you time watching cardboard actors trying to make this arty farty film interesting,so boring it would put a glass eye to sleep.
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)
there only one ring this came out of
A few decent fight scenes,but thats about it,the gci dragon,must have been drawn by a 5 year old kid,proper hammy acting and a chronic script.if you like a decent marvel film,give this one a big miss.
Jungle Cruise (2021)
the pits
Absolutely shocking film,chronic acting,chronic script,got know idea what this fim is suppoesed to be,action,adventure,romance,dont waste ya time watching this pile of hot steaming 💩
The Curse of Oak Island (2014)
numb
Can't believe this show is still going,its the same thing over and over again,oak island must be like swiss cheese the amount of holes in it,its time the amature archaeologists called it a day,theres "NOTHING ON THE ISLAND"
Ojing-eo geim (2021)
totally predictable
Not in the same league as a lot of korean stuff,its a steady series thats about it,most of the caracters in it are as dumb and thick as dogs💩,and it dose'nt take no working out whats going to happen at the end.
Kastanjemanden (2021)
that old chestnut
Not bad,but loads of plot holes,if you like your scandi series,its knowhere near as good as,the bridge the killing,beck etc,just can't hold your attention like the other stuff.
Buffering (2021)
terrible
Some itv cabbage wants knocking out,for believing this is comedy.
Black Summer: Heist (2019)
eh
From a diner to an underground rave with guns,nowt inbetween ??????
Mouse Hunt (1997)
classic slipstick
Proper old school comedy,one hilarious mishap after another,all parts played too a T,absolute belter of a film 🐁🐁🐁
Resident Alien (2021)
harry harry harry
Pretty good series,lots of good one liners,acting etc,dry humour at its best 👍
The Irregulars (2021)
absolute crap
If i could give it a - i would,its just so bad,everything about this series is complete garbage.
ZeroZeroZero (2019)
top notch
Class from start to finish,top notch series,lets hope theres a second one
The Dig (2021)
ship ahoy
Decent slow burner and on netflix which is a rare compared to most of the dross thats usually on it
Narco Soldiers (2019)
thickest drug dealers on the planet
Utter pan of dog💩,even thats an insult to dogs💩,carboard acting,script etc,
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)
electro is 💩
Using jamie fox as electro,is an insult to electro
Marionette (2020)
slow
A bit like the medussa man,but ends up a far to slow film,with a predictable end
Soul (2020)
mediocre
Not a bad cartoon/animated film,but nothing to get excited about,the before life/after life bit was just to boring and tedious,looses it for me
Mank (2020)
drags on for too long 😩
A film about a film,tried hard to like this film as there is some funny bits in it,but its just to long and slow