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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)
The last Crusade...should have been THE LAST.
Wtf did you do to good ol classics that I use to love! Every time you touch it with your stanky fingers, this is what you do? It's one thing to make a good movie and then add in a few hidden agenda messages....it's another just to make a movie to spill your message, and make a bad movie on top. I take time out of my week, after hard work...looking forward to relax and enjoy myself with the family, and I feel ROBBED after leaving the theater. I won't spoil it, jeez come up with something UNIQUE or ORIGINAL, instead of this DiaL...why bring Harry back, let him retire in peace, if this is what you're going to do to his legacy!
The Exorcism of God (2021)
Finally something different!
These days anytime you see and exorcism movie, you know already know the story and plot. Just add in some bad acting and trash cgi. But surprisingly, this movie actually does something new and different. That much I can already appreciate and won't spoil it for anybody. Just know that horror movies for a long time now has been so bland, it's hard to really have any expectations to actually be scared or enjoy them. So when once in a while gem comes along where I can feel as though I didn't waste my time nor kill some brain cells, I can say "Thank you!"
The Sleep: Survival Horror - Part One (2022)
Please, NO PART 2!
It's 2022 and people can't seem to make a GOOD HORROR MOVIE. Who are the idiots that dump money into these projects thinking, "oh we got a banger on hands!" Acting is so horrendous, the best they can do is scream, moan and make noise... They think the louder they do it, the better it is or something. They mix real life problems into harry fkn potter/exorcism/paranormal activity/world war z. That they don't know what they want people to watch, yet they assume people want part 2, by letting you know this is only 1. So if your looking for a horror movie, go watch the exorcism of God(hands down something much different and better).
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
2 decades later and still NO ONE can make a descent Chainsaw Movie.
When you watch a horror movie, you want to it to make your FEEL the emotions and scenes that might let your emerse yourself in the movie. Like, oh sht, what would I do at that moment!?! But anytime you ask yourself at those key moments, the movie does something ridiculous and ruins what you wanted to enjoy in the first place. This Director David Blue balls, is amateur at best, with mediocre imagination and should be making B roll snuff films instead. Don't waste your time watching this unless you want to damage your brain cells.